Why would most melee weapons have a limited amount of hits?
It's no fun to hit your opponent when they aren't reacting. If you just straight up kill them, they don't say "Ow!" when you hit them, and you don't benefit at all from hitting them.
I prefer cricket bats. One of my favorite sports, and a nice shape.
It's no fun to hit your opponent when they aren't reacting. If you just straight up kill them, they don't say "Ow!" when you hit them, and you don't benefit at all from hitting them.
I'd believe tickle torture is more effective than inflatable mallet bludgeoning.
I'd believe tickle torture is more effective than inflatable mallet bludgeoning.
But tickling isn't as fun as whacking someone. With the inflatable banhammer, you get the joy of bludgeoning combined with the satisfaction of people saying "Ow!"
You did. There's a picture of Simon Pegg holding a cricket bat.
I mean, I made that post mentioning the banhammer already and it failed to show.. so I had to make the post again. By the way, I love Shaun of the Dead.
When I was a moderator on a different site, I had an inflatable banhammer.