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DesertHyena
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This is basically the same game as the one that has been running for quite a while, but it will be all official material, no house rules or non-rulebook sources of any kind, and I may enforce mandatory characters if things get too far out of hand (TRF has said that things were getting carried away in the other game). I also want chracter and OOC dialouge to be better managed, in other words don't fill this game up with a bunch of meaningless chatter (If all you want to do is talk about something, do it in the other game). New players are always welcome, and in fact encouraged, even if you don't own any of the books or know any of the rules. If any new players want to join, see the other game for rules, give me a race and class, and I will take care of the rest. As soon as at least 4 characters are made, this game will begin. The module I am using is a DCC, known as "The Black Pearl" (and I don't mean the ship from Pirates of the Caribbean)

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SirNoobalot
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"Viktor, you fail at language."

Dragonblaze052
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V: "What? You never even talk. At less I talk to fail. You fail to talk."
Unintentional Soviet Russia joke.......

Hypermnestra
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"It's better to keep your mouth shut and let everyone think you're an idiot than to open your mouth and remove any doubt."

Dragonblaze052
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V: "What do you mean, Meek One whose **** walks in salt?"

Hypermnestra
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"Viktor, my **** is not in salt."

Dragonblaze052
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V: "But....... you said she say you are walking **** because it is in salt.......???"

SirNoobalot
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In regards to the riddle, DB has a dirty mind......
And a baby can't be -.75 years old you ****tard.

"If I fail to talk, then how am I speaking coherently right now?"

Hypermnestra
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V: "But....... you said she say you are walking **** because it is in salt.......???"

"You misheard me. Forget it."
Dragonblaze052
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V: "Coherently? I do not speak that language."

V: "I am no woman, but I know I heard you!"
Mis-heard.

Hypermnestra
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V: "I am no woman, but I know I heard you!"

Cassio facepalms.
Dragonblaze052
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V: "That think with your hand on your face. What is it and why does everybody keep doing it?"

Hypermnestra
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V: "That think with your hand on your face. What is it and why does everybody keep doing it?"

"It doesn't matter."

This reminds me again of NCIS...

"I think it's time you get back on that horse."
"Oh, are you getting a pony, McGee?"
"It's an adage, Ziva."
"...I'm not familiar with that breed."
Dragonblaze052
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V: "Tell me or I will start telling jokes!"
He means that as a threat.

Hypermnestra
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"Jest away, my Transylvanian friend."

Dragonblaze052
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V: "HEY!!! I AM A MAN, NOT A TRANSYLVANIAN!!!!!"
You set the up, didn't you?

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