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DesertHyena
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This is basically the same game as the one that has been running for quite a while, but it will be all official material, no house rules or non-rulebook sources of any kind, and I may enforce mandatory characters if things get too far out of hand (TRF has said that things were getting carried away in the other game). I also want chracter and OOC dialouge to be better managed, in other words don't fill this game up with a bunch of meaningless chatter (If all you want to do is talk about something, do it in the other game). New players are always welcome, and in fact encouraged, even if you don't own any of the books or know any of the rules. If any new players want to join, see the other game for rules, give me a race and class, and I will take care of the rest. As soon as at least 4 characters are made, this game will begin. The module I am using is a DCC, known as "The Black Pearl" (and I don't mean the ship from Pirates of the Caribbean)

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Dragonblaze052
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Do you guys really want Viktor back that much?

Denchot
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kind of. he has worn off a bit.

SirNoobalot
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For comic relief mainly (and so I can use a compiled list of Russian jokes I found) and as a powerful ally, yes.

Hypermnestra
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Do you guys really want Viktor back that much?

Not as much as the Nublet in the Corner, but yeah, I kind of miss him myself.

"You know what. That was probably the strongest thing here."

"Not counting me, of course."
Denchot
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"Fist only hurt him when i say please. hurt him."

SirNoobalot
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"Mrs. Adepte, why are you so quick to use your newfound puppet and tool?"
The Mrs in intentional, btw.

Dragonblaze052
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Fist taps on Cass's shoulder.

You're saying we should camp for the night?

That or die.

Joo talkin' to me?
I'm fluent in 1(count it, 1) language...I speak small bits and pieces of others.

You are more proficient in English than even I.

Speaking of bugs, what's the scariest bug you get in Louisiana?

Let's see.......
We have water spiders the size of dinner plates.
There're some millipedes a good 6-7 inches long
We have mosquitoes that spawn in every single still body of water.
We have ticks. Ever seen one?
Schit eating, blood drinking flies that hurt like hell.
Horse flies the size of half your thumb.
Black widows. The deadliest spiders in America.
Wood scorpions. Never seen one, but they are here.
Banana Spiders. Look 'em up.
Killer bees.
Fire ants.
Big *** red and black striped ants that have stinging fur and a bad *** stinger, both of which HURT LIKE ALL MOTHER ****ING HELL!!!
Out of all of that, I'd say the Brown Recluse. Necrotoxins are not fun.
Denchot
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"You don't mind do you Fist?"

SirNoobalot
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Out of all of that, I'd say the Brown Recluse. Necrotoxins are not fun.


Oh Boohoo!There are hundreds up here.

[auote]Big *** red and black striped ants that have stinging fur and a bad *** stinger, both of which HURT LIKE ALL MOTHER ****ING HELL!!![/quote]

Natural selection at its best.`
Also, every seen a Vampire bat?
Hypermnestra
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Black widows. The deadliest spiders in America.
Brown Recluse.
We have mosquitoes that spawn in every single still body of water.
Fire ants.

I thought brown recluse danger > black widow danger?
Have all those here too, plus the lovely Arizona Bark Scorpion.

We have water spiders the size of dinner plates.

Dayum.

There're some millipedes a good 6-7 inches long

We do have centipedes here.

Banana Spiders. Look 'em up.

Didn't need to, I've heard of them. And I didn't know those were in the U.S. 0.0

You are more proficient in English than even I.

Thank you.

That or die.

...Let's camp.
Denchot
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alright Adepte starts a campfire.

"Anyone want to try hydra meat?"

Dragonblaze052
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...Let's camp.

Good idea. Fist has a torch, so making a fire isn't a problem.

Also, every seen a Vampire bat?

Ever tried shooting one with a bow and arrow?

Oh Boohoo!There are hundreds up here.

Trust me, more down here.

Dayum.

Did I mention they can walk on water and run faster than you can swim?

We do have centipedes here.

Those, too.

I thought brown recluse danger > black widow danger?

Black Widow is more lethal, but the Brown Recluse is necrotoxic.

Didn't need to, I've heard of them. And I didn't know those were in the U.S. 0.0

Did you know their webs are yellow?

Thank you.

You're welcome. Think nothing of it.
Hypermnestra
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Trust me, more down here.

Man, I was just curious...when did this become a "Who Has the Scariest Bugs" contest?

"Anyone want to try hydra meat?"

"I think you'd be better off with man meat."
Brown chicka brown cow.

Did you know their webs are yellow?

Ohhh...I was thinking of this banana spider.
Denchot
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In Oklahoma I've had a banana spider make a web in my doorway. it was annoying. My mom didn't let me kill it so I had to leave through the back door.

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"Please do hurt him Fist. Adepte grabs some hydra meat & checks to see if it might be poisonous.

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