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DesertHyena
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This is basically the same game as the one that has been running for quite a while, but it will be all official material, no house rules or non-rulebook sources of any kind, and I may enforce mandatory characters if things get too far out of hand (TRF has said that things were getting carried away in the other game). I also want chracter and OOC dialouge to be better managed, in other words don't fill this game up with a bunch of meaningless chatter (If all you want to do is talk about something, do it in the other game). New players are always welcome, and in fact encouraged, even if you don't own any of the books or know any of the rules. If any new players want to join, see the other game for rules, give me a race and class, and I will take care of the rest. As soon as at least 4 characters are made, this game will begin. The module I am using is a DCC, known as "The Black Pearl" (and I don't mean the ship from Pirates of the Caribbean)

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Denchot
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"Your such a ****ing *******! No way in Inferno!" she storms off toward the way they were going.

Hypermnestra
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"So I get to keep the ring? Cool, thanks!"

Denchot
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Adepte loads her crossbow & points it at Cass.

Hypermnestra
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"Ah, you wouldn't actually shoot me! Pelor doesn't like it when his followers attack people who aren't evil."

Denchot
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"......." Adepte stares at Cass for a few seconds "I hate you......."

Hypermnestra
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"Hate's not a very nice word. It's just so pedestrian. You could have tried something new! Revile, detest, loathe, abhor, despise...I mean, English is such a great language, with so many different words to choose from. Why hate? Seriously, you gotta give me something to work with, here."

Denchot
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"I hate you....."

Hypermnestra
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Revile doesn't mean hate. I messed up.
And the fourth wall...broken...zombies....THEY'RE COMING FOR US!
No you idiot, they're doing a 5k fun run!

He sighs in exasperation and rolls his eyes. He then proceeds with the TLJIF. After a moment, he tosses her the ring.
"You need it more than I do."

Denchot
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"Thank you." She examines the ring for anything special.

SirNoobalot
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Also, never played anything Blizzard.

Wizards FTW!!!!!!!


........
DB, you have lost your right to exist if you have never played the Diablo computer game. Forsrs.

The Sperrgerat is up. You're both invited. As is Noobs, whenever he gets here.


Wasn't that the game you put on rpol, but it never sprouted....?

"...The brains is probably Adepte..."


LIES! what's the highest Int of all of us?

FlagWell some beards do have teeth.


Am I the only one who caught that?!?

Why hate? Seriously, you gotta give me something to work with, here."


Don't hate, Appreciate!
Hypermnestra
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Ever seen the "Americans Are NOT Stupid" video on Youtube.
"Name a country that begins with 'U'."
"Utah?"
"Yugoslavia."
"Utopia."
"What religion are Buddhist monks?"
"Islamic?"
"I don't know."
"Atheist?"
"Who is Tony Blair?"
"An actor."
"A singer."
"A skater."
"What do you think would be the next country for the United States to declare war on in the War on Terror?"
"France."
"Sri Lanka."
"Iran." (which is not actually a bad guess, but then they point at Australia).
"Korea."
"Which Korea?"
"...Aren't they both the same?"
"Jerusalem."
Rofl.

Hypermnestra
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Wasn't that the game you put on rpol, but it never sprouted....?

Yes, yes it is.

DB, you have lost your right to exist if you have never played the Diablo computer game. Forsrs.

Best weapon you ever had?

"Thank you." She examines the ring for anything special.

"Does this mean you're marrying me?"

"What is the official religion of Israel?"
"Islam."
"Catholic, probably."
"Atheist?"

"What state is KFC from?"
"I don't know."
"Do you know what KFC stands for?"
"Yeah, Kentucky Fried Chicken, right?"
Denchot
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Does this mean you're marrying me?"


Adepte puts the ring on her right ring finger."Thank you sirrah."
SirNoobalot
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Best weapon you ever had?


I only played in short lengths at a time, never saved. :/ Farthest I ever got was the 1st Boss.

"What state is KFC from?""I don't know.""Do you know what KFC stands for?""Yeah, Kentucky Fried Chicken, right?"


Cleansing the gene pool doesn't seem like such a bad idea, all the sudden.....

"If anyone gets the poison, it should be me. You idiots owuld probably poison yourself!"
Hypermnestra
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I only played in short lengths at a time, never saved. :/ Farthest I ever got was the 1st Boss.

You mean the Butcher?

Cleansing the gene pool doesn't seem like such a bad idea, all the sudden.....

I'm about 95% certain that it was either faked/staged or that they only showed selective clips from the idiots(cutting out all the people who got the questions right).
Also...
"What is Al Qaeda?"
"Al Qaeda is a suicide group in the Middle East, in Israel, a terrorist suicide group, they do bombs and stuff..and the president is Yasser Arafat. Everybody knows that!"
"Al Qaeda is a wing of the Masonic Order."
"The language they speak in Latin America is Latin, true or false?"
"True?"
"Where is the Berlin Wall?"
*loooooonng pause* ".......Israel?"
"What is the currency used in the United Kingdom?"
"*starts hyperventilating*"
"What is the United Kingdom? I don't know..."
"Possibly American money."
"Queen Elizabeth money? That's all I know!"
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