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DesertHyena
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This is basically the same game as the one that has been running for quite a while, but it will be all official material, no house rules or non-rulebook sources of any kind, and I may enforce mandatory characters if things get too far out of hand (TRF has said that things were getting carried away in the other game). I also want chracter and OOC dialouge to be better managed, in other words don't fill this game up with a bunch of meaningless chatter (If all you want to do is talk about something, do it in the other game). New players are always welcome, and in fact encouraged, even if you don't own any of the books or know any of the rules. If any new players want to join, see the other game for rules, give me a race and class, and I will take care of the rest. As soon as at least 4 characters are made, this game will begin. The module I am using is a DCC, known as "The Black Pearl" (and I don't mean the ship from Pirates of the Caribbean)

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Dragonblaze052
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Peasant

MSE: "What if I just cut off one finger as a warning?"

DBLACKSTAR
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MSE: "What if I just cut off one finger as a warning?"
E:"No, no, no, that's not right. Cut his thumb."
loco5
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he looks around utterly confused since he only speaks dragonic and undercommon "c-can i go now?"

DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

Doma snaps his head to him, "quiet you."

Hypermnestra
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MSE: "What if I just cut off one finger as a warning?"
E:"No, no, no, that's not right. Cut his thumb."

E: "He hasn't done anything. I don't see why we should punish him for speaking Undercommon."
loco5
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"NO U" <--- cookie for knowing the ref

DBLACKSTAR
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E: "He hasn't done anything. I don't see why we should punish him for speaking Undercommon."
E:"No I want to punish him for following me and annoying to me to no end, do you know what it's like to be forced to listen to his babbling."
Hypermnestra
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E:"No I want to punish him for following me and annoying to me to no end, do you know what it's like to be forced to listen to his babbling."

Cassio thinks for a moment.
E: "Everyone gets one crotch kick, and that's it. Fair?"
loco5
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E: "Everyone gets one crotch kick, and that's it. Fair?"


wait, wut?
DBLACKSTAR
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Cassio thinks for a moment.
E: "Everyone gets one crotch kick, and that's it. Fair?"
E:"Thank you. I go first." He takes a few steps back runs at him, and kicks him in the crotch as hard as he can.
loco5
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i have no constitution, is that good or bad?

Dragonblaze052
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MSE: "That seems fair."
He slams his foot down in a massive stomp."

Hypermnestra
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wait, wut?

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Cassio doesn't kick him.
E: "All right, let him go now."

i have no constitution, is that good or bad?

Doesn't matter, he's probably curled up in the fetal position sobbing like a little girl by now.
loco5
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Doesn't matter, he's probably curled up in the fetal position sobbing like a little girl by now.

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i indeed am, now CAN I GO CHANGE PANTS?
Hypermnestra
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i indeed am, now CAN I GO CHANGE PANTS?

Well, once the Mysterious Stranger lets him go...
Cassio helps him up.
"I think you got a little spot there," he says. He's smiling broadly, and trying very hard not to break into laughter.
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