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DesertHyena
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This is basically the same game as the one that has been running for quite a while, but it will be all official material, no house rules or non-rulebook sources of any kind, and I may enforce mandatory characters if things get too far out of hand (TRF has said that things were getting carried away in the other game). I also want chracter and OOC dialouge to be better managed, in other words don't fill this game up with a bunch of meaningless chatter (If all you want to do is talk about something, do it in the other game). New players are always welcome, and in fact encouraged, even if you don't own any of the books or know any of the rules. If any new players want to join, see the other game for rules, give me a race and class, and I will take care of the rest. As soon as at least 4 characters are made, this game will begin. The module I am using is a DCC, known as "The Black Pearl" (and I don't mean the ship from Pirates of the Caribbean)

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Dragonblaze052
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Plus the Jungle Book.
At the end of the original Jungle Book, Mowgli and his new animal friends slaughter the entire human village. That's what really happens. That Jungle Book.

That would be the Evil part...

No. I already saw it.

So, when are the puppies coming? XD

The wolf turns to the skeleton and turns its head curiously, like it's about to start gnawing on the skeleton. xP

*high five*
loco5
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"uhm, no you can have the mohrg"

Hypermnestra
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Hey Hyper whats your opinion on puddings.

The D&D monsters, or the food?
DBLACKSTAR
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The D&D monsters, or the food?
Both I guess.
So, when are the puppies coming? XD
Can I have one.
The wolf turns to the skeleton and turns its head curiously, like it's about to start gnawing on the skeleton. xP

*high five*
Awesome. Total waffle.
Hypermnestra
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"uhm, no you can have the mohrg"

It snarls at him again, then jumps on the skeleton and starts chomping on its humerous bone. xP

So, when are the puppies coming? XD

Lol.

Both I guess.

The monsters are like the D&D equivalent of Search and Destroy snipers. They're a bunch of cheap *** mother****ers and I hate them.
I love the food. It's delicious.
Hypermnestra
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That would be the Evil part...

You should read this. Don't forget that there are two pages.
I'm just waiting for Disney to make a cheerful, uplifting children's story about The Road by Cormac McCarthy.
Dragonblaze052
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Hyper, just remember that bestiality is a sin. That being said, this is an Evil party and you can sin all you want.

DBLACKSTAR
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The monsters are like the D&D equivalent of Search and Destroy snipers. They're a bunch of cheap *** mother****ers and I hate them.
But there so cool.
I love the food. It's delicious.
Free pudding for everyone.
Hyper, just remember that bestiality is a sin. That being said, this is an Evil party and you can sin all you want.
Oh the possibilities.
Hypermnestra
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Hyper, just remember that bestiality is a sin. That being said, this is an Evil party and you can sin all you want.

I don't think it's technically bestiality if they're both animals...

But frsly, read my link.
loco5
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It snarls at him again, then jumps on the skeleton and starts chomping on its humerous bone. xP


if that was forsrs then the skeleton just kinda sits there and if it tries to the the bone, it puts it's falcion up to it's neck

Hyper, just remember that bestiality is a sin. That being said, this is an Evil party and you can sin all you want.


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Hypermnestra
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if that was forsrs then the skeleton just kinda sits there and if it tries to the the bone, it puts it's falcion up to it's neck

The wolfeh bites the skeleton's hand off. xP It really can do that though, right DB?
Dragonblaze052
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But if he only assumes the form of an animal, is he truly an animal?

I'm reading..... give me time, woman!!!

loco5
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i have the morhg retrieve the hand and as the wolf attacks it the skeleton reattaches his hand, and if the wolf kills the morhg i wanna know how many zombies i get

Hypermnestra
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But if he only assumes the form of an animal, is he truly an animal?

That's an interesting point. I don't know.

i have the morhg retrieve the hand and as the wolf attacks it the skeleton reattaches his hand, and if the wolf kills the morhg i wanna know how many zombies i get

The wolf bites the skeleton's tibia and fibula off and starts gnawing on them. Chardath just watches with an amused look on his face.

I'm reading..... give me time, woman!!!


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Really, she has all the ingredients for a prog-metal album cover.[/quote]
Dragonblaze052
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So, it is either bestiality or completely normal. I have never heard "bestiality" and "completely normal" in the same sentence before.....

So, the wolf obliterates the bones.

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