So I drove you to swearing, made Dibs a pervert and turned Mage into a nerd? I AM GOD!!!!!
"Offered" upon pain of torture and death.
...and then revival, then torture, then death, then revival, then torture, then death, then revival, then torture, then death, then revival, then torture, then death, then revival, then torture, then death, then revival, then torture, then death, then revival, then torture, then death, then revival, then torture, then death, then revival, then torture, then death, then revival, then torture, then death, then revival, then torture, then death, then revival, then torture, then death, then revival, then torture, then death, then revival, then torture, then death, then revival, then torture, then death, then revival, then torture, then death, then revival, then torture, then death, then revival, then torture, then death, then revival, then torture, then death (repeat a few more times equal to your Con bonus) then you stay dead.