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I usually dont hear it because I have no doorbell. If I do here it I will answer it. If their trying to sell me something I'll say no I have one of those and close my door =p

check who it is, know who it is? open door

cba to get up? meh leave it probs nothing important

christian missionries... open the door and talk about parallel universes and darwin.

Depends on who it is. Usually after a person leaves the property I let my two dogs out to the people to get out!

what would i do???

well,

I would give him a cookie

Tell him he has ugly shorts

Ask him to please go take a bath and he will be accepted in my home when he smells like lavender

And command my butler Venkinhash to kindly take him off my property, please.

Why you guise so unfriendly?

I mean seriously, is giving him/her a cookie unfriendly????

I would do the simplest thing of all. Not answer the door. Unless he had a giant check with him.

ooh a giant check!!! yes please! .... or a pizza...

Look through the people... get his hopes up by stomping around in my house, then watching him through my bedroom window...

[quote] Look through the people... get his hopes up by stomping around in my house, then watching him through my bedroom window... this is mine and *peep hole

I just hide and wait for them to go unless I know I have ordered something and then I will answer

We have a hundred pound german shepard, he is kinda aggressive and territorial with our yard/street so that's enough to keep most salesman/ missonaries away. But if that doesn't keep them away I look out a nearby window and then hide.

i ask him what he wants. If it's a good reason i open the door.

I have a 190 pound Malamute, that barks at every person who knocks at my door.. She's very aggressive, territorial and maybe she'll let you pet her once she gets to know you. She scared the crap out of the last salesman that came on the 19th of july. lol. but if that doesn't work I get my brother thats a cop? or wait until he leaves. :P

tell them to ring the bell even though i dont have one

I see a lot of people making rediculous answers such as holding a knife etc. Very stupid.
How about maybe just open the door and say hi? If they ask for my parents I always make an excuse say there in the shower. Never tell random people your Home Alone. Don't want to start that movie again XD