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I get out my palsma rifle and blew up the boss.

(and yes, I was deliberately typing it like that, as a reference to Repercussions of Evil)

*calls in a battlecruiser*

me: ok begin laser bombardment.

captain: affirmative.

*rains plasma bombs on the ENTIRE battlefield, not caring who i hit*

Current Objective: Defeat Darth Vader
Enemies Hp: Darth Vader: 3700/15000
Enemies Status:
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies:
Damaged:
Critical: DarthNerd
Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning):
Trapped in Time(banned): domecraft, spartandestroyer

tom: you'd probably get nailed with multiple hits before you can react vita chaos control.

DarthNerd: sorry, the nuke is disabled for some reason.

Zyba&daleksparta: the tornado forms by Darth Vader, and the plasma enters the tornado making the tornado electified, and shocking Darth Vader for 2500.

Rick: Mechanic: sorry, but we have yet to fix the plasma bombs.

I buy a lightsaber, come up from behind and try to stab Darth Vader. If he somehow uses force choke on me, I will throw my light saber!

I attack darth vader with a mighty punch to his face. He tries to tell me that he is my father, but I tell him that he's tried that trick already.

@rivercrab01: Except, ya'know, Vader WAS Luke's father.

I spray ultra-sticky spray on his visor to blind him.

I use shadow possession jutsu to freeze Vader in place for others to hit.

Current Objective: Defeat Darth Vader
Enemies Hp: Darth Vader: 3700/15000
Enemies Status: Blinded, Binded.
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies:
Damaged:CD7, Riptizoid.
Critical: DarthNerd
Dead:
Status: CD7: Binded.
Annoying(Warning):
Trapped in Time(banned): domecraft, spartandestroyer

Riptizoid: you just injure yourself with the weightless sword.

Rivercrab: you get the punch in, but hurt yourself, since you punched metal.

Kylelolcat@CD7: you bind and blind him. the blindness will wear off when binding does.

What if I get dragons, foxes, or kitsune to attack Vader?

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me: WELL HURRY UP YOU IDIOT! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE MECHANIC!

mechanic: ok ok...

me: in any case, fire the gatling lasers on the underside of the hull

captain: affirmative

I send a large armored caveman with a large metal club to swing madly at Darth Vader's head.

I sneak up behind him and stab him repeatedly with Unobtanium wrist blades.

Since Unobtanium is the strongest material and has the highest sharpness potential, I doubt his armor can block it easily.

Current Objective: Defeat Darth Vader
Enemies Hp: Darth Vader: OVERKILLED!
Enemies Status: Blinded, Binded(copies CD7).
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies:
Damaged:CD7, Riptizoid.
Critical: DarthNerd
Dead:
Status: CD7: Binded.(Can move)
Annoying(Warning):
Trapped in Time(banned): domecraft, spartandestroyer

Tom: not gonna happen.

Rick: mechanic: NOT MY FAULT I HAVE NO TOOLS TO WORK WITH!

Zyba: the cave man goes off looking at something shiny.

Kylelolcat: 9999 damage... **** IT, DON'T BREAK THE GAME PLZ!!!

anyway, i need to hire a team of badasses.

Current Objective: Defeat Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee
Enemies Hp: Jackie Chan: 10000/10000 Bruce Lee: 10000/10000
Enemies Status: Teamed-up: attacks deal half damage.
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies:
Damaged:
Critical:
Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning):
Trapped in Time(banned): domecraft, spartandestroyer

here we go. this is the second to last boss of this game by the way.

I spray neurotoxic gas at them.