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snowguy13
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Well, I bet you can guess what this thread is about!

For those that don't know what these are:

Onomatopoeia - Words made to describe sounds. For example, "boom", "crash", "zip", etc.

Oxymoron - Two words that conflict each other, but still make sense! For example, "civil war" and "jumbo shrimp".

Pun - A play on words, meant to be funny (and often annoying).
These require a bit more of a context. Here are some I found on a site:
"I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words."

[Here, the pun lies in 'lay on words', which is the definition of a pun, but also a way to describe a play based on puns.]

"Puns about monorails always make for decent one-liners."

[Here, the pun lies in 'one-liners'. This pun, in itself, is a one-liner, and it is about monorails, which are single-rail trains.]

So, hopefully this will be as successful as the Anagrams thread.

Please take time to put in a relevant response!

Again, to get things started (please label which device you are sharing):
Onomatopoeia - boom, crash, zip
Oxymorons - jumbo shrimp, civil war
Puns
"I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words."
"Puns about monorails always make for decent one-liners."

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snowguy13
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Shink! Clang! Dong! Whoosh! Wheeeee!

PlasmaMan
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When I went onto Armor Games it was love at first site!

Jefferysinspiration
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lulz @ plasmaman.

Somebody was running a flea circus, but a dog came and stole the show.

snowguy13
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Love those everyone! xD

Here's another cheesy one:

My friend: "Gah. I've lost my mind today."

Me: "You better hurry and find it before it gets stolen!"

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my name pft is an Onomatopoeia you make that when you sigh also people say a fart noise but lets stick to the first one

pft
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also its a disbelievement

guy1: omg i have 10k ap
guy2: Pft, yeah right

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Time flies like an arrow;
Fruit flies like a banana.

pft
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Grand Duke

Gravity is a myth; Earth sucks

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Grand Duke

If you want a pretty nurse, you've got to be patient.

snowguy13
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Haha nice ones!

Here are some weather ones ()

"What the hail?"

"Oh sheets (of rain)!"

Here's another I learned from history class:

"Oh, Shiite!" (pronounced SHEE-iet)

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The last thing i want to do is kill you; But you are still on my list.

snowguy13
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I'd like to say I did this one, age=14">but I didn't.

Greengrocers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed.

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A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

Without geometry, life is pointless.

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My teacher was discussing circles, but I had a hard time getting around the idea.

I made that one! :P

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Why didn't the turkey cross the road? Because he wasn't chicken.
Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? Because it's two tired.
Your debt will stay with you if you can't budge it.
Calendar days are numbered.

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