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Deathdealer14
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Nomad

How would you feel if you had one of them in your house in the walls destroying everything, and it would also take more then normal rodent killers.(which is where my rodent zapper from 5th grade invention fair comes in, not realy) You would need cia rodent killers. looooool.

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iMogwai
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Peasant

This is my step by step guide to dealing with a Pokemon rodent infestation:

1) Grow a moustache (Non-optional!!)
2) Catch one of the Pokemon rodents.
3) Train him for a day or two.
4) Laugh like a madman and stroke your moustache as you watch him fight his former friends.
5) ???
6) Profit.

Jefferysinspiration
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Farmer

IMogwai, your guide is almost perfect. The only problem i have is that i'm female.

& Before you ask - of course i don't mind growing a moustache, that's absurd. I will have difficulty laughing like a madman. May i laugh like a mad woman?

As for the actual question - i'd train them, keep them.

Devoidless
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Jester

Moved to better suited area.

For question:
Already mustachioed. Got the laugh down. I ttly talked to a mouse today and it listened to me.
So far ahead of you, I'm in the past.

knight_34
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Farmer

The only problem i have is that i'm female.


Wear a moustache made from human hair.

My solution to killing rodents: fire

Kill it with fire. The stronger the Pokemon, the hotter the fire.
Jefferysinspiration
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Farmer

Wear a moustache made from human hair.

Oh no i'll gladly grow a real moustache, my problem was with the laugh, i so can't laugh like a man.
Jefferysinspiration
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Farmer

Apologies for double post:

My solution to killing rodents: fire

What about charizard etc?
knight_34
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Farmer

Oh no i'll gladly grow a real moustache, my problem was with the laugh, i so can't laugh like a man.


That's what voice-changing devices are for. Or testosterone?
Jefferysinspiration
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Farmer

It just seems like so much effort for getting rd of a rodent :'(

knight_34
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Farmer

These aren't just any rodents. They're Pokemon!

iMogwai should make a guide for people who can't laugh like madmen.

*laughs like a madman*

iMogwai
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Peasant

iMogwai should make a guide for people who can't laugh like madmen.


If you can't laugh like a madman, you can play the xylophone instead.
CommanderDude7
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Nomad

Id use my Mewtwo of course. He can pwn any other pokemon.

deathopper
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Nomad

Here's what I'll do (or Death guide on how to get ride of a Pokemon rodents infestation for non-mustachioed/girly voiced people):
1.Create cheese room.
2.Lure rodents into the cheese room.
3.Throw grenade and then run as fast as you can.
4.BOOM!!!
5.Laugh evilly.

Bombs are your friends.

Jefferysinspiration
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Farmer

Knight, stop mocking the woman :'(

xylophone instead.

I appreciate this.

But really - why would you want to kill pokemon?
& How would you find something to kill them all, because they're all different types.
knight_34
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Farmer

Knight, stop mocking the woman :'(


*continues to laugh like a madman*

But really - why would you want to kill pokemon?


They deserve to be in the Pokemon afterlife... if that even exists.
skater_kid_who_pwns
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See, I always wondered what it would be like if Pokemon just roamed around in the wild. Like forget shark attacks, this is the era of Gyrados attacks.

And Tokyo, forget Godzilla, You have a bunch of Rhidons coming to devour you.

And just walking through the forest, imagine getting attack by a wild beedrill. *shiver*

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