Hi this is a war forum game where it is all one:BOB BOB is a random nothing You have to damage BOB in everyway. Example: person1:bob falls off a cliff person2:bob falls in a pit of fire person3:an explosion from the pit makes bob fly into a window and so on
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then bob uses his other dimensional powers that came with the alien body parts he had to turn the pelican into himself.So now somehow bob lives within a flying version of himself, and in turn they somehow become one in the same.The main difference now is that he can fly, and has wings made of diamonds that were crafted by Chuck Norris.
and one day when he was flying he was blind-roundhousekicked- in the wings so they broke and he fell into a pit of oil.. he then slowly turned into human again
Then out of nowhere McCain told someone to start drilling for that oil and he struck 100% black gold,and also alot of original crimson paint(a new nickname I just came up with for blood)so then...
Barack O'bama funded a alternate energy source project that invented something that could replace oil, and they stop drilling.So then bob went to the hospital just to find out the insurance company wouldn't cover getting attacked by a oil drill.Then he had to pay his gigantic bill for his insurance company, because of all his past injuries and it was $1,487,386,259,146,976,487,387,245,026.23and 1/2.He could not pay any more or any less than the given amount either.So then....
and gets fired because I have no idea what that is.So then he becomes a terrorist for a living so he could pay off his debt, and since he couldn't die he was the best at what he did.So then...
he went to prison and he found a button, that turned himself into a super idiot. soon he found 2 halves of a key and a bottle of super glue, so he......
