Hi this is a war forum game where it is all one:BOB BOB is a random nothing You have to damage BOB in everyway. Example: person1:bob falls off a cliff person2:bob falls in a pit of fire person3:an explosion from the pit makes bob fly into a window and so on
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He ran away away, and became a legal citizen in Russia.He got a job in the military, and became a 5 star general.With that power he used it to nuke the IRS.The U.S. did not nuke back.So then...
bob ran out of nukes and went to go steal u.s.a 's nukes. when he had completed his mission he came hme to a nothingness(o yeah he used a portal to get there fast and get back fast) he found out he had been teleported to the future, then...
in the future Bob figured out he was the most wanted person in the whole universe so he got a portable nuke launcher and blasted everything that came in his way. soon he got to his future home but he found not a garden, but a galatic police force armed with super lazer launcher and heat seeking missiles but he had only two nukes left. so.......
He survived.They saw this and got scared.Soon enough Bob realizes that he has a special power.He cannot die, and because of this he could take whatever he wants and get away with it.So since he was in the year 3008 before(check some of the previous post from awhile back)he is now in the year 3508.That is 500 years in the future.Then he steals the super laser and uses it to take over the world and make everyone his slaves.Then he starts on a conquest to take over all alien worlds as well.He soon controls the whole universe.So after all of this he makes sure there is no way for anyone to use time travel, and that no alien life forms can fight against him.So then....(I want to see how someone will make him suffer after all of this.It will be interesting.I just hope no one says some thing like "then everything explodes, and bob dies" or something like that)
All his slaves start making a pla to rebel against him and they use teamwork to kill all the prison guards and take their weapons and 5 years later they eventually get enough recruits and weapons. Then they take over the world and create a mass army fleet of galactic ships and bomb the heck out of Bobs home planet. After they are done they look for Bobs body but he is nowhere to be found...
(as to be expected from you Subaru.I like that story)
So now its that year 3513 A.D. or B.C.E.(its a new way of saying the same thing, its the same as A.D. but its not based off of religion anymore)and so Bob is secretly hiding on a barren planet with a small fleet of loyal servants when he starts to become paranoid killing anyone who he thinks may betray him.He then invents a new weapon called then HypnoBob.It looks like a giant robot version of him, except it can hypnotize people into doing his bidding, and he uses it to take back what is rightfully his.This time though he gets chooses to kill anyone who defy him and gets revenge on some of the people made him suffer in the past including the evil zombies that were covered in salty lemon juice covered razorblades that had radiation and STD's(again, they were a part of a earlier scheme against out good friend bob)he also destroyed the creator of stickicide(also another prior story)He soon had control of everything.But then...
an evil bunny popped out of the evil forest in the evil lands of evilness on the evil world of bob mc bob bob and in the universe of evil, te bunny starts hunting down bob when they meet the bunny goes all ninjetsu(combination of midget ninja and jit-su(is that how u spell it)) bob puts everything he has into getting rid of the bunny but the bunny prevails it goes in for the kill on bob.. but this girl(around the age of 6) pops out and goes "BUNNY!!!!" and snatches him bob then pushes the girl over the the platform of death and pushes the button, but....
He pressed the wrong button and the platform explodes.He is then falling with the call falling, and then he starts to fight the rabbit in mid-air, and then...
a laser satelite was used by the goverment and accidentally hit him when it was being fird and he went flying down to earth at 3,025 MPH but landed next to a pack of angry wolves who likes to eat ppl with a name starting with B so...
He used the girl and the rabbit as a distraction.The rabbits name was bunny, and the girls name was Brittany.So he called for back up from his headquarters.He soon got a pick up by a helicopters, but then the wolves finished the other two, and they went into the green glowing lake next to them.They then turned into flying mutant wolves that like to eat people specifically name bob, who are rulers of the world.so then...
he parachuted out of the helicopter put the wolves then ate the parachute making him fall al the wow down 30,000 feet even thought he landed on a fat lady he was almost injured but got up and found sum shelter from airial attack but they turned into mutated NON flying wolves and he was getting chased again...
just because they can fly doesn't mean they can't walk on land.Seriously.
So then he got some wolf hunters to attack the wolves,but after they did they attack their leader,bob, and they shot him a whole bunch of times because they didn't get paid enough to fight mutated dogs with sharp teeth.Then he got trampled by a army of koala's and two kangaroo's who were chasing someone he had never seen before.So then...
well its longer to say that (hehe) nice touch adding the 2 threads
he tries to reason with the hunters but gets shot at again and says their money in in the closet convieniently place outside of the house next to him and he locks them inside and they ran out of bullets...he goes to airplane school and flies a helicopter to get to ausralia but then he encounters prehistoic shark that could fly out of water (they used to be real) so they attacked him and...
