So a Tauren walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. So the bartender asks "hey where did you get him?" and the parrot says "oh they are all over durator you can get there!"
You can make it racist by saying the parrot was on an african american and then saying they are all over africa but i thought that was inappropriate.
its lame, but its so stupid its funny: Two penguins were walking across an iceberg. One penguine says to the other, "dude, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo". then the other penguine says, "well maybe I am..."
their are to dragons. one dragon says "how was your day?", the other "Fine, yours?" and the random person next to them, "holly **** to talking dragons!"
Yay! My Trekkie scale is going nuts. Here's a fun one:
Someone enters a bar. He sees a empty table. He walks over to it. And sits down. He stares at the glass on the table. Suddenly someone says, "What, an invisible man can't have a drink?"
