Person 1: Ok, so i've got this real good knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Person 2: Ooook? Knock knock Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ......
What do u have when you got a elephant in a tree? One less on the ground. What do u have when u put another elephant in the tree? One less on the ground. What do u have when u put another elephant in the tree? A pretty strong tree.
The gold squire of lame jokes and puns at your service. ----------------------------------------------------- Where do cows go on dates? Too the moo-vies
What's it called when a spaceman does karate? Martian arts
How was the roman empire cut in half? With a pair of Caesars!
Where are the kings and queens of England crowned? On the head
Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbor? Because she can't sit down!
How do you know if there is any bread in the house? Do a roll call
How do you make a hot dog stand? Steal its chair
How do you make a fire with two sticks? Make sure one of the sticks is a match
What boy likes to hang out by the front door? Matt
What is one thing you can always count on? Your fingers
What can you hold without ever touching it? A conversation
How do chess players tell fairy tales? "Once a-pawn a time"
What is the best way to avoid hitting your fingers with a hammer? Swing the hammer with both hands
What is the best way to eliminate wrinkles? With an iron
What is most useful when it's broken? An egg
What are two things you can't have for breakfast? Lunch and dinner
What goes up and down but doesn't move? A staircase
What goes around the yard and never moves? A fence
