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dragon30k
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Okay...

to play this game you have to destroy an object with a set amount of hp

ex:

me: Object:diamond
Hp:100,000
ES:none

P1: I chip a bit off with my diamond tipped chisel

me: p1 100 damage! es weakened 50 more damage

Object:diamond
hp:99,850
Es:weakened



Things you won't understand:

ES means Extra status

like weakened
or burning

but I will decide how much extra damage the object receives.


Let's start then!
(we will start with weak objects and build up to very strong objects)

Object: CD
HP: 500
ES: none

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dragon30k
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Rules:
1.no Chuck Norris
2.no offensive comments or comments that other players will find offensive
3. no perverted stuff

Enjoy!

spartandestroyer
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i pull out a geonosian beam cannon and open fire on the CD.

dragon30k
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The cd is completely obliterated from sheer pressure


new object

cat tank
hp: 1,000
Es: none

hope this game catches on !

spartandestroyer
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i pootis BOMBZ hear.

(points at cat tank)

poot bombz hear!

dragon30k
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Okay ??

Please rephrase ...

spartandestroyer
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look just blow the cat tank up with bombs already!!!

dragon30k
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Ohh sorry!


you chuck 2 bombs and .... 200 damage each!!!


cat tank
HP:600
ES:none

cat tank claws spartandestroyer in th face and shoots a missile at dragon30k

I throw tank cat's bed out side and while its distracted I poison it's milk

Ima join in

yeah some objects attack you

spartandestroyer
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ow my face!

sentry!

(pulls out a wrangler ((sentry manual control device)))

die!

(fires the sentry bullets and rockets if i got a LVL 3 one)

daleksparta
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CHAINSAAAAAAAAAW!

sonicheroes95
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LLLLLLAAAAAAZZZZZZZOOOOOORRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

*charges up a lazor using chaos control to speed up the charging process, then fires the lazor at cat tank*

dragon30k
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let's kill this stupid cat!!!


chainsaw did 200 damage and added the bleeding ES

sonicheroes95 ? no...

(mortal combat finish him voice)

bullets miss but the missile hits it right in the face

HEAD SHOT
FATALITY!!

another tank walks in
... cat takes green army cousin rages as he See's cat tanks
corps or whats left of it

Cat tanks green army cousin
hp: 100,000
Es: none
Extra stuff: Armour... half the damage

this one is an extra pain with extra stuff

I know it's a bad joke!!



the tank shoots his stored kitty litter at every one

Great I just washed off the last tank's poo
now I have to clean up 5 times the mess !

bicola1
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Except for me! i join the fight and cause a world to smash into the cat

tom0000009
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BRING IN TEH DOG TANK!!!

dragon30k
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bicolar unfortunately you do not have super powers so your action fails epicly XD

the dog tank makes quick work of the green cat tank but is seems he's rabid and is ragin' oh no!



dog tank
hp: 200,000
ES:none
Extra stuff: rabies and rage sauce

sonicheroes95
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ok, i take out gely's gun and use Armor crusher, a move which takes the foe defense and make it ADD on to the damage instead of reduce the damage delt. base power: 500.

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