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dragon30k
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Okay...

to play this game you have to destroy an object with a set amount of hp

ex:

me: Object:diamond
Hp:100,000
ES:none

P1: I chip a bit off with my diamond tipped chisel

me: p1 100 damage! es weakened 50 more damage

Object:diamond
hp:99,850
Es:weakened



Things you won't understand:

ES means Extra status

like weakened
or burning

but I will decide how much extra damage the object receives.


Let's start then!
(we will start with weak objects and build up to very strong objects)

Object: CD
HP: 500
ES: none

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R4000
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I pet the dog tank and try to join it.

I am wearing very thick titanium armor with a giant, self-crafted bazooka that's actually 10 times as big as a normal bazooka. Same goes for its bullets. On top of that, there's also a strong forcefield around me. As long as its HP is not depleted it will catch all of the shock, and thus, will not let me take damage. The forcefield is made out of pure, invisible energy.

You get to determine my weapon strength, HP, forcefield HP, armor HP or defense, and so on. Otherwise, I could easily cheat myself to be super strong, couldn't I? Just remember:
- thick titanium armor, obiously increses defense.
- 10x sized self-crafted bazooka.
- forcefield made of pure invisible energy.
- forcefield will catch all the shock until it's HP reaches 0.
- if my HP reaches 0, I will die and be unable to fight for the rest of this round.
- if the dog tank gets defeated, I will retreat.

I am not planning to use any of my stuff against the dog tank. I'm planning to use it against the attackers. Should the dog tank refuse my offer, I have an escape plan ready.

dragon30k
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hmm looks like goddann decided to take over when im not active cool...

I take out an animated naruto resengan and blow a hole through the dog

Btw goddann do take note that the dog part of the dogtank is not a machine
and is an actual dog


yeah your laser was charged like 4 posts ago it seems he didn't notice


dog tank
hp: 190,150
ES:cannot attack, quadruple dammage for one more round
Extra stuff: nothing
future weapons:
laser beam charged and ready to fire!

space station tower
2 more rounds

dragon30k
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dog tank
hp: 190,150
ES:cannot attack, quadruple damage for one more round
Extra stuff: nothing
future weapons:
laser beam charged and ready to fire!

R4000 weaponry 5 more posts

space station tower
1 more round

yeah kinda over powered but you do get the weapon build

and this is not that type of rpg

dragon30k
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R4000! prepare and perfect your plan cuz ima adding a new stat


dog tank
hp: 190,150
ES:cannot attack, quadruple damage for one more round
Extra stuff: nothing
Defenders: R4000
future weapons:
laser beam charged and ready to fire!

Don't ask to be a defender just defend and I will add you

But if you defend and you are not added please notify me because I probably didn't read your post...

and feel free to post

R4000
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My bazooka has been set to 'smart-fire' mode. Should someone attempt to attack the tank or me, even if I'm gone, the bazooka will fire, KOing a person if it hits.

Now, I've said my bazooka was super-powerful,(10x size!) so you may want to give it a cooldown. And it's not that kind of rpg? Which means I'm invincible? Or can I be KOd by attacks or something?

So really quite simple, everyone who attacks gets a bazooka in his face if he can't avoid.

dragon30k
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dog tank
hp: 190,150
ES:cannot attack
Extra stuff: nothing
Defenders: R4000
Massive weapons: space weapon (accessible to attackers only)
future weapons or current dangers:
laser beam charged and ready to fire!
Bazooka will fire at the next person who posts to attack the dog tank

a massive space laser will kill R4000 when next his post is It's do or die (you are revive on the next page if you die)

yeah my massive space weapon is ready and I'm in it
I focus on you and fire a colossal space laser at you
and you cannot be invincible

bicola1
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I Engulf a shield around me! i use the giant space weapon to attack!

Shield HP: 5000

spartandestroyer
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(uses a device that switches dmg with healing and healing with dmg on bicola)

OKTOBERFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST!!!!!!!!!!!!

(FIRE MAH LAZOR!)

bicola1
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ok, but nothings healing me.

godandd
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Its time for the dog tank to meet the pyros. (TF2 music playing)

spartandestroyer
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that video hasnt been released yet. but...

(presses a button on a huge door)

(the army of fat russian men who fight cowards all day from the eat it thread come out firing their miniguns)

meet the heavies. the heavies... who recently got new weapons.

JalapenoFez
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I call some aerial support to bomb the dogtank

bicola1
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LOL. dragon30k has allowed me to run this thread while he is gone, and...

NICE! love it, but does minimal dmg.

dog tank
hp: 189,000
ES:cannot attack
Extra stuff: nothing
Defenders: R4000
Massive weapons: space weapon (accessible to attackers only)
future weapons or current dangers:
laser beam charged and ready to fire!
Bazooka will fire at the next person who posts to attack the dog tank!
In jail: spartandestroyer

Its time for the dog tank to meet the pyros. (TF2 music playing)


NO damage! yay!


(uses a device that switches dmg with healing and healing with dmg on bicola)

OKTOBERFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST!!!!!!!!!!!!

(FIRE MAH LAZOR!)


first of all, why me? we are both trying to destroy this dog tank. for attacking a fellow player, you go to jail until the next pg. thats pg 9 people!

mah laser does 1,050 dmg!

I Engulf a shield around me! i use the giant space weapon to attack!

Shield HP: 5000


RPG FIRES! does 6500 dmg!!! Bicola is temporarily dead! until next pg!

that video hasnt been released yet. but...

(presses a button on a huge door)

(the army of fat russian men who fight cowards all day from the eat it thread come out firing their miniguns)

meet the heavies. the heavies... who recently got new weapons.


they come out and do 100 dmg!!!!!!! YAY!

I call some aerial support to bomb the dogtank


Arial support misses completely... :/ those people who bomb these tankz are newbz...
dragon30k
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I here but not for long remember dog tank attack the players may not kill them but i think it makes it more interesting (:

spartandestroyer
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heres a tip-i didnt fire the oktoberfest at YOU. i fires the oktoberfest AT THE TANK. also i put the dmg/healing reverse effect on the guy who had the shield. so technically nobody is dead. and also it took me 5 turns to charge the oktoberfest. 5 TURNS! it should do more dmg then that!

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