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dragon30k
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Okay...

to play this game you have to destroy an object with a set amount of hp

ex:

me: Object:diamond
Hp:100,000
ES:none

P1: I chip a bit off with my diamond tipped chisel

me: p1 100 damage! es weakened 50 more damage

Object:diamond
hp:99,850
Es:weakened



Things you won't understand:

ES means Extra status

like weakened
or burning

but I will decide how much extra damage the object receives.


Let's start then!
(we will start with weak objects and build up to very strong objects)

Object: CD
HP: 500
ES: none

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bicola1
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dog tank
hp: 170,000
ES:cannot attack
Extra stuff:
Defenders: R4000
Massive weapons: space weapon (accessible to attackers only)
future weapons or current dangers:
laser beam charged and ready to fire!
sentrys ready to fire in: 3 posts
Bazooka will fire at the next person who posts to attack the dog tank!
in jail: no one

I hire the engineers in TF2 to build rocket sentrys at strategic points around the tank, then with a pull of a swith the sentrys will be able to fire. I also throw in some Portal 1 and 2 turents for the hell of it.


LOVE PORTAL!!!! setting up of sentrys done in: 3 posts.
godandd
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The gottam gear is a specal attack that is in army of ages. it crushes everything that happens to be a land unit in its path.

bicola1
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dog tank
hp: 145,000
ES:cannot attack
Extra stuff:
Defenders: R4000
Massive weapons: space weapon (accessible to attackers only)
future weapons or current dangers:
laser beam charged and ready to fire!
sentrys ready to fire in: 2 posts
Bazooka will fire at the next person who posts to attack the dog tank!
in jail: no one

ok. gottam gear does 25,000 dmg!

JalapenoFez
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I use nightmare from Soul Calibur IV and slash the dog tank with the great sword
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godandd
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Umm, i still think that nightmares gonna fail.

bicola1
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dog tank
hp: 140,000
ES:cannot attack
Extra stuff:
Defenders: R4000
Massive weapons: space weapon (accessible to attackers only)
future weapons or current dangers:
laser beam charged and ready to fire!
sentrys ready to fire in: 2 posts
Bazooka will fire at the next person who posts to attack the dog tank!
in jail: no one

I use nightmare from Soul Calibur IV and slash the dog tank with the great sword


dog tank is tired of getting slaughtered, so he quickly dodges and slashes you back!!!! you die until next pg.

Umm, i still think that nightmares gonna fail.


you so right.

its a dog... dogs have very sensative ears...

(to get the idea how loud this is 210 decibles bores holes in solid metal and my attack is at a total of 600 decibles)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

hyper annoying blast for the win...


you do so, and do 5k damage. however you cannot hear, and are vulnerable to attack. watch out!
bicola1
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dog tank
hp: 140,000
ES:cannot attack
Extra stuff: CANNOT HEAR! DOUBLE DMG!!!
Defenders: R4000
Massive weapons: space weapon (accessible to attackers only)
future weapons or current dangers:
laser beam charged and ready to fire!
sentrys ready to fire in: 2 posts
Bazooka will fire at the next person who posts to attack the dog tank!
in jail: no one

godandd
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you forgot to make the sentrys ready to fire 1 post.

spartandestroyer
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(hyper shotgun equipped)

(aims at the dog tank)

(unleashes the bullet hell of eternity)

bicola1
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dog tank
hp: 140,000
ES:cannot attack
Extra stuff: CANNOT HEAR! DOUBLE DMG!!!
Defenders: R4000
Massive weapons: space weapon (accessible to attackers only)
future weapons or current dangers:
laser beam charged and ready to fire!
sentrys ready to fire!!!!!!!!!
in jail: no one
Dead:jalapeno

(hyper shotgun equipped)

(aims at the dog tank)

(unleashes the bullet hell of eternity)


you start, but soon run out of ammo. too bad. 4k dmg!
godandd
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*builds a despenser for spartan destroyer*

godandd
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I pull the lever reavealing all the sentrys and they imeditly start fireing at the dog tank.

spartandestroyer
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dog tank health lower then 70% detected! hyperion mode activated!

(becomes compleatly covered in lethal spikes)

(curls up into a ball and rolls at high speed at the dogtank)

bicola1
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dog tank
hp: 136,000
ES:cannot attack
Extra stuff: CANNOT HEAR! DOUBLE DMG!!!2000 dmg per post due to sentries, double dmg, and despencer.
Defenders: R4000
Massive weapons: space weapon (accessible to attackers only)
future weapons or current dangers:
laser beam charged and ready to fire!
sentrys ready to fire!!!!!!!!!
in jail: no one
Dead:jalapeno

I pull the lever reavealing all the sentrys and they imeditly start fireing at the dog tank.
*builds a despenser for spartan destroyer*


despencer despences infinite ammo! the sentrys do 500 dmg per post untill next pg. same for gun.

dog tank health lower then 70% detected! hyperion mode activated!

(becomes compleatly covered in lethal spikes)

(curls up into a ball and rolls at high speed at the dogtank)


do 4k dmg, again! made 8k due to double dmg!
spartandestroyer
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ERROR! does not compute. dog tank HP scanning... higher then should be! fixing...

(dog tanks HP taken down to 132000)

correct HP.

activating hyper shotgun secondary fire! teh bloody bombs of blood-stained lethal killing and exploding power!

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