I find it difficult to see if you are being ironic or not. Because everyone knows that having those things doesn't make you cool at all. They can get you arrested..... or even killed.
If I had a lunchbox, I would put my lunch in it. If I had another lunchbox I would put my first lunchbox in it so no one will take my lunch, but if I had a third lunchbox I would put a sticky-note on it that read "my lunch" so people who would want to steal my lunch would think it's mine and steal it when I have my original lunch inside my secondary lunchbox.