ForumsThe TavernWhat is the most massive meal you've ever masticated?

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ClockworkAmelia
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I think the most I ever ate was a giant burrito that was nearly the length of my forearm, probably around 16 inches.
Followed by a generous bowl of ice cream, of course.

What gastronomical feats have you performed? For what purpose? And have you ever won/attempted a food challenge?

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Sarthra21
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I have eaten barbequed eel before... If I've eaten any huge meal, it would probably be a surf n' turf meal from Red Lobster, which included 1/2 lb of crab legs, an 8oz steak, baked potato, cheesy biscuits, and a cup of clam chowder.
I am under the impression that this article will require usage of an expansive lexicon at some point in the response. As a result, I shall procure my advanced abilities with the English language here.

bschnauzer7
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I had an aircraft carrier from Wings (which is basically 5 of everything on the menu), although I didn't eat it all myself, I would have died if I tried to...

divy1324
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I am a very picky eater and the biggest meal Ive had was a subway foot long. But I didn't finish it. I had 3/4 of it. My friend dared me so I tried and failed. I owed her 5$ =1

deadhead50
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i ate my 1lb burger from a local burger place and i ate my fries and my onion rings, then i ate my sisters burger (she was sick and didnt want it) and her fries. so that 2Lbs of hamburger. Im shocked i didnt die :P

Roger721
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Uh... the most massive I can't recall, but I remember one.

I was at the shopping with my dad and my brother and we stopped at a McDonalds. Me and my brother asked for a new burger called the "CBO", a square bun with chicken, bacon, onion (the name stands for this), lettuce and sauce, got fries and a cup of coke. I ate my fries and my burgers and then my brother didn't finished eating his: he only managed to eat 1/4 of his burger.

Long story short, I ate:

--> 1 3/4 CBO Burgers
--> 1 1/2 Medium fries
--> 1 1/2 Big Coke cups
--> A McFlurry (Ice cream in a medium cup) with chocolate topping.

It was delicious. (__) (__)
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GentlemanClam
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I believe the biggest meal I had was a Aunt Jemima's breakfast meal. Three pancakes and two sausages.

Kasic
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I just wonder how many people saw this thread and went, "Wtf is masticated?"

Anyways, probably when I had an entire large pizza to myself.

JohnGarell
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It was Asian food, my favorite. I think I ate more than the rest of my family then.

xNightwish
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I once ate 3 plates of rice. 8 pieces of big fish. And half a chicken. And of course 4 bowls of yoghurt cuz I <3 yoghurt.

MasterAwsuko
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I ate something from McDonald's. Trust me, it's massive in fat. AND DEATH. UNSATISFYING, STOMACH KERSPLODING DEATH.

CommanderPaladin
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I am a very picky eater and the biggest meal Ive had was a subway foot long.


I've had a few of those. My biggest meal is a sort of a tie: the time I ate ten big pieces of pizza, or the time I ate a full dozen of eggs with pretty much a whole bag of egg noodles cooked in. Only did that once.
1138
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Do three baguettes with ccoked ham count as enormus?

loco5
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Do three baguettes with ccoked ham count as enormus?


no, but you are a trooper, three loafs of that stale bread, ugh.



let's see, the biggest one that i remember was probably an entire medium pizza and a liter of soda in one night (parent were gone to something and all i did was eat that and play videogames the whole night)
xeano321
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One time, my mom cooked up a whole bunch of tacos (she makes the best =D). I was able to eat 12 (With lettuce, tomatoes, onions, hot sauce, salsa, cheese and garlic all on them) before we ran out of taco shells.... I could have eaten another 6-7 without a problem.

Chake1
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had to be when i ate 6 things of bolgolgi (lettuce wrapping around a pretty big and awesome piece of meat)

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