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Im only 15 and haven't had that many chances to pick up girls, but i have never really tried &quotick up" lines.

"There is a time and a place for pick up lines, the time, is never, and the place.....well you can figure it out"

Pick up lines are for people who can't simply pick up a person by talking to them normally. Sure you can flirt, but there are sooo many cheesy pickup lines.

Pick up lines are for people who can't simply pick up a person by talking to them normally. Sure you can flirt, but there are sooo many cheesy pickup lines.

rednecks dont use pickup lines. they have pickup trucks

You look cold, you look like you could use some hot chocolate. Well here I am!

Girl did you fart? Because you blew me away
Your love to me is like Diarhea, I can't hold it in XD
You got a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants :P
If I can rearrange the alphabet, I could put U and I together.
.... You'll do.

Be unique, and different. Say yes.

pick lines must be the 80's by now pick lines must be cheesier than enchiladas by now

I swear, I didn't know that was your butt when I grabbed it!

What has a 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

How much don't you weigh?

I'm kind of like a stray dog, if I followed you home, would you keep me?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas

You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!

I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.

Wow! Are those real?

Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water

If you were a booger I would pick you first.

Earth woman, prepare to be probed!

My love for you burns like a Charizard's tail.

I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest!

What do you say I take my flag to your base and score?

Guys btw can you guys stay on topic instead of discussing what have pick up lines become >.< If your going to do that atleast put one or a few pick up lines on the post.
"So you don't date strangers? Well let me introduce myself"

Some pick-up lines can be downright horrible.
Some hilarious ones that i cannot post due to T&C.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.
Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?
Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.


So cheesy.

"That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed."

"Is your dad a baker, because those buns are fine."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by a few more times?"

"I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?"

Friend of mine convinced his four year old brother to walk up to a girl and say that, the look on her face was beyond priceless.

Not really a pickup line, but "how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice" actually works rather well if you're joking around. Then again, I don't think any pickup lines work unless you are.

"Can I take a picture of you so I can show santa what I want for christmas?"

Another pick up line thread....

Okay here's one. "Would you like to come back to my place and masticate with me?"
Chances are she will think you are asking her to do something else.