Even though most of the time they don't work(correct me if I'm wrong) Anyways I was just curious what pick up lines you guys had up your sleeves. Your dad must of been a drug dealer. Her:Why? Because your dope. No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you. Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you. Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
Wait wasn't there a thread for this a month or so ago? Any ways: Is your dad a bank robber? Cuz he must have stolen all the stars and put them in your eyes.
my favorite ive actually heard used was from my friend in town and he said 'hiya beautiful get in the van' i couldnt stop laughing for about 20 minutes
The weirdest pick up line i heard was when i was on holiday. There were a bunch of boys and one started screaming: Kitten, kitten, come here kitten so i can play with you!
