Even though most of the time they don't work(correct me if I'm wrong) Anyways I was just curious what pick up lines you guys had up your sleeves. Your dad must of been a drug dealer. Her:Why? Because your dope. No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you. Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you. Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
Pick up lines are for people who can't simply pick up a person by talking to them normally. Sure you can flirt, but there are sooo many cheesy pickup lines.
Pick up lines are for people who can't simply pick up a person by talking to them normally. Sure you can flirt, but there are sooo many cheesy pickup lines.
I agree, plus they would never work unless the person you're telling them too is desperate.
Girl did you fart? Because you blew me away Your love to me is like Diarhea, I can't hold it in XD You got a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants :P If I can rearrange the alphabet, I could put U and I together. .... You'll do.
Guys btw can you guys stay on topic instead of discussing what have pick up lines become >.< If your going to do that atleast put one or a few pick up lines on the post. "So you don't date strangers? Well let me introduce myself"
Some pick-up lines can be downright horrible. Some hilarious ones that i cannot post due to T&C.
Is it hot in here or is it just you? Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen. Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off? Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.
Not really a pickup line, but "how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice" actually works rather well if you're joking around. Then again, I don't think any pickup lines work unless you are.
"Can I take a picture of you so I can show santa what I want for christmas?"