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TheLegitGamer
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Let's say for one day, All animals could talk and understand your language! What would you ask that animal?
And YES I am making fun of the repetitive Ask A threads ;P

I would ask a penguin if it is insulting that you are the only birds who can't fly.

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WorstSniper
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Actually ostrich are birds too and they can't fly.

iMogwai
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There are many other flightless birds, like the kiwi or the emu. I think you would have caused what could very well be the first penguin facepalm in the history of facepalming.

I'd like to ask a panda why they eat bamboo all the time when they are actually carnivores. That, and I'd ask him to wear a sombrero. It'd look AWESOME!

TheLegitGamer
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Ugh. Ignore my comment and just post the question I asked >.>
I feel that people get easy AP by correcting people instead of following the thread topic.
Anyways, I'd ask a mouse how does it feel that you scare elephants

vontje
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Hihi i think i would ask a pig how the hell he manages to have an orgasm for 3 hours...

Normal question would be to a cat, i would ask him how it feels to have such a lazy life

TheLegitGamer
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I would also ask a pig this
"Do you feel you have any dignity left after rolling in your own feces?

pickpocket
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I would ask a platapus if looking weird helps him survive

Jblaze101
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In My Experience Home may be given only if the teacher actually discussed a majority of the questions and problems that go in the homework. I've known many times that students struggle to do a decent amount of homework because the teachers never even discussed or explained what instructions or even how to do the work that has been given so that's my opinion.

Jefferysinspiration
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I'd need to ask a dog if they enjoy being pet a bit too much, so i could refrain in future.

I'd also ask hamsters if they like being in their cages, or if i could trust them running about.

Koru7
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I would ask my dog why it eats their own poop. and Jblase101, i think you have the wrong thread.....

HahiHa
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Regent

I would ask ticks if they could spread the word around their kind to not bite humans anymore. If they agree, I'd ask a few other bugs and parasites a similar question/request.

alovera1
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Peasant

i would ask i bird if it would teach me hot to sing cause im terrible at singing

Gamer_Cale
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Hihi i think i would ask a pig how the hell he manages to have an orgasm for 3 hours...


It's actually 30 minutes

I would ask a dog if they enjoy being a pet or would rather run wild
Faunbard
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i would aska water buffalo why the r so calm around humans. (i think they r)

Riptizoid101
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I would ask a kangaroo if I could ride in the belly pouch.

vinster132
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I would ask a penguin if it is insulting that you are the only birds who can't fly.

Good question, and this will be the answer from a true penguin. No, it's not insulting, we eat and fish and swim. Yep.
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