I have done all of the follwing: popped zits, put on makeup, put on shoes, put on lip gloss, put on jewlry, brushed teeth, brushed hair, texted, talked on the phone, scrolled through my phone, played games on my phone, trimmed nails, painted nails, trimmed loose threads on my clothes, read, thought, ate an apple, drank a glass of water, read random bottles, done homework, studied, and made a to-do list for the day. I am a multitasker, I don't believe in wasting time when there is a lot to be done.
[quote=darkangel12341]I have done all of the follwing: popped zits, put on makeup, put on shoes, put on lip gloss, put on jewlry, brushed teeth, brushed hair, texted, talked on the phone, scrolled through my phone, played games on my phone, trimmed nails, painted nails, trimmed loose threads on my clothes, read, thought, ate an apple, drank a glass of water, read random bottles, done homework, studied, and made a to-do list for the day. I am a multitasker, I don't believe in wasting time when there is a lot to be done.[/quote] Yea, you are definitely a multitasker!
have done all of the follwing: popped zits, put on makeup, put on shoes, put on lip gloss, put on jewlry, brushed teeth, brushed hair, texted, talked on the phone, scrolled through my phone, played games on my phone, trimmed nails, painted nails, trimmed loose threads on my clothes, read, thought, ate an apple, drank a glass of water, read random bottles, done homework, studied, and made a to-do list for the day. I am a multitasker, I don't believe in wasting time when there is a lot to be done.
I usually check for ninja spiders, spies, surveillance cameras, motion sensors, and noxious gas. You're most vulnerable when you're on the toilet. You think you're alone, but you're not.
But seriously, there have been times where i've taken my laptop into the bathroom just because it's plain boring. I once won a bid on eBay while I was on the toilet.
The most I ever do is think. In fact sometimes I sit on my toilet and just think. I can accomplish a lot of thinking in that time. Just let evrything go and daydream. Well until someone knocks on the door because they have to go too.
1) Before I even enter the bathroom, I have to position a chair a certain way. 2) Make sure nobody is in the living room. 3) I take the remote, and go to the bathroom. 4) As I walk in, I look in the mirror to make sure nobody is behind the door. 5) Open the shower curtains. Just in case. I don't need to explain. 6) Pull 'em pants and boxers down in one swift motion. Like a boss. 7) Plop myself down on that toilet. 8) Watch the 90-95% of the TV screen that I see. 9) Do my business at the same time. 10) Enjoy.
Note: Make sure you can quickly shut the bathroom door with your foot, or use a broom or something in case somebody walks into the living room.
Other Note: Does this sound risky? Yes. Is it worth it? I'll let you decide.
Note 3: If you do have to close the door because somebody ruins your fun, torture them with wondering where the remote is.
Good luck finding the perfect house with position of living room and bathroom, perfect furniture position, and perfect TV spot.
