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Lolcatia isn't looking good...

At least we got a new player.

Protip for the newbie: read the rest of the forum for more experience.

i am laughing soooooo hard right now at you morons... XD this is hilarious!!!!!

its gonna be sooooooooo easy to seize control cause you idiots are gonna be too busy killing each other for the chair of power, that'll be that easy to just sit down and make myself comfortable...

rick, you may have abit more skill then most of these idiots, but you still have to deal with the players who actually has skill.

that would be your job... its you running the wave... im just providing fire/ air support

"FOR FUDGE'S SAKE, WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS SHIZ?
Oh.
Nevermind."
Looks like the wave was destroyed...
I take up my MEMEvention Sniper Rifle. I also take my 357. OKJEEZFINE Revolver.
I scout the surrounding area, seeing if there's going to be another ambush.

(AM I SMARTZ?!!!!!one!!!1111!!!!)

Wave 5: Penance 1.5: Sonicheroes
Enemies:
Android Sonicheroes95(150,000 HP)
Crimson Fatalis(60,000 HP)
Progress: 20%
Status:
Resistances: Explosives, Wind
Weaknesses: Fire
Immunity: Thunder, Ice
Neutrals:
Allies:
Damaged: Poobaloofa, rick073
Critical:
Dead: ichigo773, bigfatkitty
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 300,000/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $49,400 ($20,800 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $40,000, 20% security

Defense force:
200/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
2/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Lv.2 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
40/40 Trolls (Flamer)
20/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
109 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
22/40 Arnies (Spawn: 3 Turns)
15/20 Spiders (Demonic)
2/20 Goliaths (Private)
Support Force:
80/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)
30/30 Jedi (Knights)
1/10 Basilisks (Whelps)
8/9 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
16/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
5/10 Electric Elementals (Static)(2 Turns spawn)
5/10 Wind Elementals (Wind)(2 Turns spawn)
4/10 Fire Elementals (Fire) (2 Turns spawn)
4/10 Ice Elementals (Ice) (2 Turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.5 Youtube Artist (1000 HP)(Comedian)
Lv.3 Robo Meow Meow (12000 HP)
Lv.4 Aphla Commander Suit (5000 HP)
Lv.3 Bata Commander Suit (5800 HP)
Lv.10 Xenotank (40,000 HP)
Lv.6 Super Solder(14,000 HP)
Lv.4 Ezio Auditore (2500 HP)
Lv.3 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (30,000 HP)
Lv.3 RED Team APC (40,000 HP)(General)
Lv.5 Karmacharger (20,000 HP) (x5)
Lv.2 Atlas-000 (10,000 HP)
Lv.2 Dalta Commander Suit (40,000 HP)
Lv.2 Gama Commander Suit (30,000 HP)

@sonicheroes95: Sounds good.

@GeminiDelta: Snipers will cost $3000 to start making.

@bigfatkitty: He sniped you as you were running away.

@Darkfire45: Basilisk breeding commenced!

@tom0000009: Figure it out.

@rick073: And nobody realized that's really my seat. And I am a god, so...

Incoming sonicheroes95! He's riding...a Fatalis! Oh crap!

first thing first, i take out a pair of swords, then use chaos punishment to teleport to everyone and smash their scanners with my swords. (lucky you, i'm locked into my chaos arsenal and whatever MH moves i know.)

I revive bigfatkitty from the dead.

Some MH in here eh? I purchase one of these for use against sonic and his fatalis. Large enough for my suit of course.

I was insulted like they didnt know i knew that would happen -_-

*posts campaign posters all over lolcatia* Also, gemini, im not going to click your link, because for all i know it could a link to a virus. And i said sonic was like a demi god? You? Just a regular guy.



I seperate into my several worms and hide all around in the safest, tightest spots.

Actually, he is. Sonic is a Chaos android which means his chaos powers are @#$%ing huge at the cost of his chakra powers. So, he is a demigod in chaos powers. As for me, I go hide and hope nobody finds me until I think of what to do.

yeah. my chaos powers may have ran deep with my normal body, with abit of a river flowing through it showing my other abilities, but you guys kinda screwed that and made it a freaking ocean of how deep my chaos powers run. at the price of most of my abilities.

Must once again repeat, SONIC, DEMIGOD POWERS. GEMINI, NOT. Jeez. Apperntly, no one understands what im saying.

I protect myself with my own Chaos abilities, remaining on the battlefield. "Hey, sonic. You uh, DO know what androids have as a weakness in this game? ELECTRICAL OVERLOADING: BEGIN! KAME...HAME..HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!ONEONE!!!ELEVEN!!" With that, I send a huge ball of electrical energy towards sonic, to overload his android systems and make it/him explod