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Nomad

Posted September 11, '11 11:12pm UTC

In this spin-off of CtO, there is a lovely city called Lolcatia! Unfortunately, the previous villains of CtO are pissed off at Lolcatia for it's causing them to be killed by intrepid Objective Completers. So, they decided to level the city! Little do they know that the Objective Completers are ready to protect their city...

Wave 1: Tank Army!
Enemies Hp: 200 Tanks
Enemies Status: Tanks: Readying advance
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies:
Damaged:
Critical:
Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning):
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 100,000/100,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $5000

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Nomad

Posted September 11, '11 11:14pm UTC

Start training units with Bazookas and make Anti-tank guns.

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Peasant

Posted September 11, '11 11:16pm UTC

i start training trolls to annoy the tanks so much that they make the tanks fight with each other

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Nomad

Posted September 12, '11 12:12am UTC

Wave 1: Tank Army!
Enemies: 200 Tanks
Enemies Status: Tanks: Readying advance
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies:
Damaged:
Critical:
Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning):
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 100,000/100,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $5000

Defense force:
10/200 Bazookas (Recruit)
Attacking force:
2/40 Trolls (Net N00bs)

@ericthai1: You start recruiting Bazooka units at 10 units/turn.

Anti-Tank Rifles cost $50 to start mass producing.Proceed?

@loco5: You begin training Trolls to annoy the tanks at 2 trolls/turn

The tanks are still readying, and are unable to attack!

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Nomad

Posted September 12, '11 12:14am UTC

Yes.AND CALL THE NYAN CAT AIRFORCE!

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Peasant

Posted September 12, '11 12:16am UTC

keep training them, also train flamers to help the troller (interweb flamers) and keep them occupied while the trolls troll

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Nomad

Posted September 12, '11 3:58am UTC

Wave 1: Tank Army!
Enemies: 200 Tanks
Enemies Status: Tanks: Distracted(0% to Lolcatia)
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies:
Damaged:
Critical:
Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning):
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 100,000/100,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $4950

Defense force:
20/200 Bazookas (Recruit)
Attacking force:
10/100 Riflemen
0/40 Trolls (Net N00bs)

@ericthai1: A Nyanstrike would cost $6000 and only destroy one tank, since it's single target. The riflemen start training at 10 per turn.

@loco5: Trolls can be upgraded into Flamers for $100, allowing attacking. Proceed?

The Trolls engage the tanks! They are now distracted until they can kill them!

The Riflemen engage the tanks! They have a 1% chance to kill a tank each turn for every rifleman. The initial 10 miss...

The tanks engage the trolls, killing the few that engaged!

Emperor Kylelolcat would like to remind the Objective Completers that personal engagement can be dangerous, but rewarding.

Wave 1: Tank Army!\r\nEnemies: 200 Tanks\r\nEnemies Status: Tanks: Distracted(0% to Lolcatia)\r\nResistances:\r\nWeaknesses:\r\nAllies:\r\nDamaged:\r\nCritical:\r\nDead:\r\nStatus:\r\nAnnoying(Warning):\r\nIrradiated to Goo(banned):\r\n\r\nLolcatia Status:\r\nHP: 100,000/100,000\r\nStatus: None\r\nDefense Budget: $4950\r\n\r\nDefense force:\r\n20/200 Bazookas (Recruit)\r\nAttacking force:\r\n10/100 Riflemen\r\n0/40 Trolls (Net N00bs)\r\n\r\n@ericthai1: A Nyanstrike would cost $6000 and only destroy one tank, since it's single target. The riflemen start training at 10 per turn.\r\n\r\n@loco5: Trolls can be upgraded into Flamers for $100, allowing attacking. Proceed?\r\n\r\nThe Trolls engage the tanks! They are now distracted until they can kill them!\r\n\r\nThe Riflemen engage the tanks! They have a 1% chance to kill a tank each turn for every rifleman. The initial 10 miss...\r\n\r\nThe tanks engage the trolls, killing the few that engaged!\r\n\r\nEmperor Kylelolcat would like to remind the Objective Completers that personal engagement can be dangerous, but rewarding.

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Nomad

Posted September 12, '11 5:01am UTC

Dafuq? What happened to my post? Retrying + other poster...

Wave 1: Tank Army!
Enemies: 200 Tanks
Enemies Status: Tanks: Distracted(0% to Lolcatia)
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies:
Damaged:
Critical:
Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning):
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 100,000/100,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $4950

Defense force:
20/200 Bazookas (Recruit)
1/10 Sumo Kittehs (Juryo)
Attacking force:
10/100 Riflemen
0/40 Trolls (Net N00bs)

@ericthai1: A Nyanstrike would cost $6000 and only destroy one tank, since it's single target. The riflemen start training at 10 per turn.

@loco5: Trolls can be upgraded into Flamers for $100, allowing attacking. Proceed?

@bigfatkitty: You supersize your kittehs, creating SUMO DEFENSE KITTEHS at 1 per turn!

The Trolls engage the tanks! They are now distracted until they can kill them!

The Riflemen engage the tanks! They have a 1% chance to kill a tank each turn for every rifleman. The initial 10 miss...

The tanks engage the trolls, killing the few that engaged!

Emperor Kylelolcat would like to remind the Objective Completers that personal engagement can be dangerous, but rewarding.

[i]Dafuq? What happened to my post? Retrying + other poster...\r\n[/i]\r\nWave 1: Tank Army!\r\nEnemies: 200 Tanks\r\nEnemies Status: Tanks: Distracted(0% to Lolcatia)\r\nResistances:\r\nWeaknesses:\r\nAllies:\r\nDamaged:\r\nCritical:\r\nDead:\r\nStatus:\r\nAnnoying(Warning):\r\nIrradiated to Goo(banned):\r\n\r\nLolcatia Status:\r\nHP: 100,000/100,000\r\nStatus: None\r\nDefense Budget: $4950\r\n\r\nDefense force:\r\n20/200 Bazookas (Recruit)\r\n1/10 Sumo Kittehs (Juryo)\r\nAttacking force:\r\n10/100 Riflemen\r\n0/40 Trolls (Net N00bs)\r\n\r\n@ericthai1: A Nyanstrike would cost $6000 and only destroy one tank, since it's single target. The riflemen start training at 10 per turn.\r\n\r\n@loco5: Trolls can be upgraded into Flamers for $100, allowing attacking. Proceed?\r\n\r\n@bigfatkitty: You supersize your kittehs, creating SUMO DEFENSE KITTEHS at 1 per turn!\r\n\r\nThe Trolls engage the tanks! They are now distracted until they can kill them!\r\n\r\nThe Riflemen engage the tanks! They have a 1% chance to kill a tank each turn for every rifleman. The initial 10 miss...\r\n\r\nThe tanks engage the trolls, killing the few that engaged!\r\n\r\nEmperor Kylelolcat would like to remind the Objective Completers that personal engagement can be dangerous, but rewarding.

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Peasant

Posted September 12, '11 5:09am UTC

yeah upgrade to flamers

then i train newbs to utterly confuse the tanks

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Peasant

Posted September 12, '11 10:30am UTC

i start training some people in how to use chaos. (not chaos control)

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Nomad

Posted September 12, '11 12:12pm UTC

Research Auto-Lock on for Bazzookas.

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Nomad

Posted September 12, '11 9:33pm UTC

Wave 1: Tank Army!
Enemies: 199 Tanks
Enemies Status: Tanks: Advancing(2% to Lolcatia)
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies:
Damaged:
Critical:
Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning):
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 100,000/100,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $4850

Defense force:
30/200 Bazookas (Recruit)
2/10 Sumo Kittehs (Juryo)
Attacking force:
20/100 Riflemen
2/40 Trolls (Flamers)

@bigfatkitty: You already have a MacDonalds. Where do you think the burgers come from?

@loco5: You had newbs. Now the can attack and are called Flamers.

@sonicheroes95: Chaosmancers cost $1000 to start training. Proceed?

@ericthai1: Auto-Lock costs $1550 and will quadruple their accuracy. Proceed?

The Riflemen succeed in destroying a tank!

The tanks begin their advance...

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Nomad

Posted September 12, '11 9:44pm UTC

I buy TONS of 000-Atlases for combat.

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Nomad

Posted September 12, '11 9:53pm UTC

Proceed and tell the bazookas to FIRE!

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Peasant

Posted September 12, '11 9:57pm UTC

yes, i'll proceed.

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