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LEAPretard
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I myself would spawn another moon then spawn 109037383737 Dollars and give it to everyone.

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Poobaloofa
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Jester

I would spawn a Poobaloofa. And then another. And another. Then two more. No, three. I think I'm done.

Patrick2011
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I would probably spawn a spawner that could spawn spawners.


The chain would have to end somewhere.

This is what I previously said:

I'd spawn an uninhabited copy of Earth on the other side of the Sun, then spawn a city called Armor Games that would contain all users of AG as their armatars. I would then spawn an anti-penguin gun and shoot it at GhostOfMatrix.


After I shoot GhostOfMatrix, I'd spawn something that would turn him into a zombie and control the zombie.
Koru7
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Nomad

I would spawn a spawner that could spawn 100 things of my choice.

DoodleGuy
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I would spawn a pill that would make me the smartest person in the world so I could use my knowledge to improve technology so we wont have to rely on fossil fuels.

firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I would spawn a spawner that could spawn 100 things of my choice.

The chain would have to end somewhere.


Mine lasts longer!
vinster132
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I would then spawn an anti-penguin gun and shoot it at GhostOfMatrix.

y u no liek teh penguinz...lol jk

I'd spawn Ezio from Assassin's Creed and make him kill people I hate...but really, I'd spawn spawners that spawn spawners that spawn spawners, that spawn spawners...win
daxflame44
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I'd spawn a friend.......

http://troll.me/images/forever-alone/-forever-alone.jpg

LEAPretard
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Nomad

The moon will crumble you and the land you're on while creating global geological catastrophes and probably change forever the face of earth (if not eradicating 90% of all life forms)


How do you know? YOUR A ****ING GENIUS I COULD NOT HAVE KNOWN A MOON WOULD CRUMBLE OUR CRUST!! (Pun unintended)


Lets say that moon goes into Resonance with our moon. Nothing would really happen as long as the resonance is stable. Now what if that moon crashed into our moon? Our moon would be bigger.

Lets list the specs of the moon and the orbit.

Mass: 0.0122 Me
Density: 3.46 g/cm3

Orbital period: 12.2 Days


And let's shift Luna's orbit to 24.4 days.
xNightwish
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Nomad

I am smart so I would spawn a nice house.

WolfWolf
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I'd spawn the Portal Gun. Mainly because I can be extremely lazy by just shooting a portal in the floor, and then shooting it to wherever I need to go. Walking is for chumps.

Peter20
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i would spawn old men why hmmmmmm i dont know

mrTrippy
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Nomad

I would spawn a Giant kitten.

RikJimmy00
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Nomad

i would spawn money yup that would do

greentrev106
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I would spawn a new Xbox cuz mines a friggin piece of crap.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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I don't even care to answer.

I just had to point out how much I loved the examples the title gives.

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