Once the computer of the schedule maker didn't logged off so we changed everyone's schedule so that they everyone had the next day at 9:30 lesson in the same room for the whole day. It was a bit of a fight but nobody got punished.
Once I, my teacher and one more guy from my class went to the computer class to print some sheets. There we found the teacher watching porn on one of the computers
One time, my friend made a fake wooden knife in woodshop, and went around the rest of the day trying to "kill" people while singing "One, two, buckle my shoe. Three, four, shut the door. Five, six, DIE!"
It's not really funny but it's crazy. I'm part of a small school district. And the high school and the middle school are the same building. This guy in high school ran into the bathroom dumped gasoline all over himself and tried to light himself on fire. But his lighter wouldn't work. I'm not sure on the rest of the details but it was even in the newspaper.
One year this kid took off all his clothes off in the bath room and ran around a study hall in a diaper. The teacher that took him to the office wouldn't let him put clothes back on, so he had to talk to the principal and his parents in a diaper. Everyone still calls him diaper boy!
this kid was in isd (in school detion) and the teacher wouldnt let him use the bathroom so he start 2 walk towards the teacher the peed himself and said 'thats wat u get for not letting me use the crapper' it was funny as hell
Not the funniest thing, but today in school, my teacher chose the names "Jack" and "Jill" as an example for something. The teacher said "Jack really loved Jill" and a kid interrupted him asking "did they have sex?" and another kid said "woh, wait until they get up the hill".
once after football practice at my school we waved high to this guy and he flipped over the bike handles and he dropped all his stuff. (we found out he was ok before laughing)
Not the funniest thing, but today in school, my teacher chose the names "Jack" and "Jill" as an example for something. The teacher said "Jack really loved Jill" and a kid interrupted him asking "did they have sex?" and another kid said "woh, wait until they get up the hill".
rofl i was thinking wow this is gonna be really lame then i red it and started laughing hard
I've got a few funny stories from my school here they are:
One of our teachers left his computer unlocked when he went out of the room and we put porn on the projector it was so funny because he now never leaves it unlocked.
In a biology lesson we were dissecting hearts and can you guess what some people started doing? They started playing catch with one of these hearts it was so funny when they eventually dropped in and then my mate went out the class with one and tried to put it in someones bag but the teacher saw and shouted at him it would have been even better if he put in in someones bag and they was like wtf.
This time we were doing this career day thing and a kid from the special school near mine kicked a ball through the window and glass went everywhere it was so funny people loads of people crapped there pants when it smashed.
My speech teacher has a parrot in her class. one day, she lets the bird out so it could play with one of its toys. in around a minute, the bird starts flapping it's wings and flies into a window. highlight of my day there.
the birds fine, but now it only flies around the classroom, and never towards the window.
My professor once told us a story that one of his students decided to blender the hamster for failing their experiment. Well, what my professor did was to make them drink the shredded rodent's blood & entrails & he'll pass them. But they failed
Another one is that I had to jump off the second floor building just to get my homework that was carried away by the wind XD
