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The BIG FIREPLACE
Chief: "Put a tiny spec of gun powder in the fireplace to start the fire, I'm gonna cook my rabbit stew."
Viking: "Okay chief, I'll put a barrel."
Chief: "NOOO, not a barrel!!!"
BOOM!!!! :O

WATER FUN
The Vikings are playing in the lac.
Vikings in water: "Come on dive, are you afraid?"
Viking diver:" Here I come!"
:O

The VETS
The giant animal suffers from constipation.
Viking vet 1: "Okay, I see it, a giant turd is stuck in there."
Viking vet 2: "I gave him a laxative an hour ago so..."
Viking vet 1: "What?!?
Viking vet 3: "Here it comes, watch out!"
:O

DANCING BOW
I was randomly putting pieces together when I ended up making this. xD

SLUG RIDE
The Viking have successfully tamed a giant slimy slug. xD

AMUSEMENT PARK

MECHANICAL HORSE
Viking: "Boss, boss, it's my turn!"
Chief:" Sorry, I'm out of money."

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VIKING DAM
Oh no, they built a dam so they can flood Pocahontas village!
You must destroy it! :O

DOUBLE BARREL CANNON tested on a wall.

Soldier: "Dude, your cannons are cheap, they always explode!"
Cannon builder: "Duh, KEEP a SAFE DISTANCE and you'll be safe!"
Soldier: "Good idea, 3,2,1, fire!"

Chief: " CANNONS are DANGEROUS so we'll use ballistas instead!"

ROLLER SKATERS (auto)
Something stupid. xD xD xD

POCAHONTAS NEW WEAPON

MILITARY BASE