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Minigore12
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Nomad

The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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Salvidian
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Farmer

Over 9000, unless it's Tuesday. If it's Tuesday, then as many as can fit into your shorts.

Why does salt evaporate?

Terry_Logic
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Jester

Because good salt goes to heaven.

Why doesn't bad salt go to hell?

Waldorf
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Archduke

Because he repents and confesses my son!

Why I don't have a son?

GandalftheGrey666
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Peasant

Because you're a chimp.

Why does McDonalds smell funny?

Salvidian
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Salvidian
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Farmer

Because there's a Burger King right next door.

Why are my socks white?

Waldorf
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Archduke

Because they can get dirty easily and there's no way to whiten them again.
Your socks are trolling you!

How could people live without internet before its creation and dominating the world?

Terry_Logic
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Jester

Unhappily.

Why are Wonder Balls illegal in the United States?

TerminatorXM214
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Blacksmith

Because once upon a time, they flew around in space ships throwing things at people.


What a Beiber?
(spell-check doesn't recognize Beiber as a name, or word)

Terry_Logic
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Jester

It's the misspelling of something that looks like Ellen DeGeneres trying to look like a d-bag.

Why does my shirt never get dirty?

Grael6774
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Nomad

Cause it's made of dirt!

Why do burgers make you fat?

Acetheterrible13
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Nomad

Isn't it obvious? Burgers come from Burger King, Kings usually had giant feasts, feasts involve lots and lots of fat people. Simple!

Why can I never focus on the floater in my eye? D:

Salvidian
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Farmer

Because it's fleeing from your pupil.

Why does glass shatter when it breaks?

Waldorf
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Waldorf
726 posts
Archduke

Because glass is some kinda frozen liquid.

Why I can't carry my katana everywhere like a samurai?

Terry_Logic
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Terry_Logic
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Jester

Because there are laws against Seppuku since it is technically suicide.

Why does light travel so fast?

xXxDAPRO89xXx
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Baron

Duh... It wants to beat sound... Silly...

Why do I smell after PE?

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