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Minigore12
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Nomad

The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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Waldorf
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Archduke

No you're not, it's a delusion, the Matrix told you that you're online and your mind tricked you and you think that you're online.

How can I be sure that I'm not in matrix or I am?

partydevil
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Jester

did you take the red pil?

does a volvo pass restrictions that a angel might face?

Terry_Logic
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Jester

No, because the only reason anyone would drive a Volvo would be because they want a safe car, and angels, being supernatural and all, don't care about safety when looking for a car.

How do I keep injuring myself from eating?

pangtongshu
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Jester

Try not eating yourself?

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

partydevil
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Jester

In the barn juliet, the cow is having a calf....

Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day?

Grael6774
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Nomad

Because the line's busy.

Why are computer games so addictive?

partydevil
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Jester

because aliens invented it to distract us from looking their way when they are busy mining our planet.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

pangtongshu
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pangtongshu
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Jester

The fun becomes too much

Why is music noise?

GandalftheGrey666
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Peasant

Because fungus salmonella lick Mario's pixelated 3D waterproof shoe.

Who's Sal Monella?

wishfulpoison77
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Nomad

The guy who discovered salmonella.

Who invented dandelions?

Waldorf
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Archduke

The guy who discovered salmonella. ))

How could I get into a candy land like burrito Bison?

partydevil
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Jester

because corn pops under high pressure.

what is the most important part of a sandwich?

GandalftheGrey666
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Peasant

The brain.

What's a dog?

Terry_Logic
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Jester

It's what a dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up all night wondering about the existence of.

Why do I need a question mark at the end of this sentence?

pangtongshu
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Jester

So as to not confuse me into thinking there is more to the sentence

Why must addictions be so addicting?

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