ForumsForum GamesAsk a Stupid Question, Get a Dumb Answer

5450 1219463
Minigore12
offline
Minigore12
2 posts
Nomad

The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

  • 5,450 Replies
pangtongshu
offline
pangtongshu
9,808 posts
Jester

Because your eyes are shut...and missing

Why do I have Terry's eyes?

Terry_Logic
offline
Terry_Logic
4,484 posts
Jester

Because you can't get enough of them.

Why did pang get ninja'd?

Chryosten
offline
Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

I move at the speed of light.

Why can't I type backwards?

Terry_Logic
offline
Terry_Logic
4,484 posts
Jester

Because your arms can't reach that far around you to hit the keyboard.

Where are my slippers?

Chryosten
offline
Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

Somewhere in Pang's bed.

Why does pangtongshu hate being called Pang?

Terry_Logic
offline
Terry_Logic
4,484 posts
Jester

The capital P is too loud for his sensitive ears.

Why are the walls moving?

Chryosten
offline
Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

The Titans are coming.

Why are the Titans so hungry that they want to eat us humans?

Terry_Logic
offline
Terry_Logic
4,484 posts
Jester

They ran out of Twinkies so they're going for the next best thing.

Why are there no Titans in Titanic?

Chryosten
offline
Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

Because Posiden wanted to have a bit of fun.

Why did Posiden sink the Titanic?

partydevil
offline
partydevil
5,129 posts
Jester

he didn't like the color.

why can't chickens fly?

pangtongshu
offline
pangtongshu
9,808 posts
Jester

Because they called me Pang

Why did Darkfire call me Pang?

partydevil
offline
partydevil
5,129 posts
Jester

because he doesn't know pang tong.

are zombies brain dead or body dead?

Terry_Logic
offline
Terry_Logic
4,484 posts
Jester

Obviously body dead. Notice how they only reproduce by biting living humans.

Why do apples grow on trees?

pangtongshu
offline
pangtongshu
9,808 posts
Jester

Because they are too scared of grass to grow on the ground.

Why do people sometimes forget punctuation?

Acetheterrible13
offline
Acetheterrible13
407 posts
Nomad

Because they are eager to get 300 posts so they can go to bed knowing that they have a nice round number to come back to.

Why do people ask so many dumb questions?

Showing 2146-2160 of 5450