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Rain likes to get wet.

What happens if the Sun crashed to Earth?

The Moon would cry

Can we do something to make the Moon feel better?

Fast forward time I guess. Each year the Moon drifts away 3cm from the Earth..that's really slow but we can make him find another Earth or..something happier to orbit. Though in a million years it'd be like 30km away. I think. Don't trust my brain. math sucks

Why doesn't time stop?

Because time is money

How much does Time earn every month? maybe we can bribe him for a month to make him stop

Well, the minimum wage is $7.25 an hour, and there are 730 hours in a month, so 5,292.5 dollars.

Why does it get dark?

Since darkness is the absence of light, it gets dark because light absences for various reasons from time to time on a regular basis.

Why do I feel like I get dumber with age instead of smarter?

Stuck in the past.

How's life?

I don't know, ask it yourself

Why can't doors just open in reverse?

They do you just open them wrong, dingus

Why am I dead

Because you are not alive, duh -_-

y carnt i english gud no more?

Because you can't grasp the phrase of "git gud".

Can you burn walnuts?

No, but you can wal burnuts.

Why can't I see underwater?

Because your eyes were hired to only work when they are in the air, if you want to see underwater, give them a better payment and make a new contract with them

Can I convince my eyes to see underwater for less than 100 dollars a month? :s

Yes, but expect 480p vision.

why is i a idit

Because it is not a udit.

When a pickle grows up, will it become a cucumber?