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Why do wizards wear pointy hats?

If they wore mushroom hats the balls might bounce off of them in the quidich World Cup obviously.
What is the stupidest (not most harmful most ridiculous) invention of all time?

Twitter.

Why are the letters of the alphabet arranged the way they are?

So that they match the lyrics of the alphabet song.

Why are lawns so boring?

Because if they were cool, you wouldn't want to mow them, and the world would be consumed by rogue grass.

Why is the sun so far away?

So you can't toast marshmallows over it obviously.
Why is Activision so bad at counting?

They probably learned it from Microsoft naming their consoles.
How long is too long?

The time it will take to finish Ruffle.
Why do Emperor Penguins winter at the South Pole?

Because it's cold there.
Why does rain fall down instead of groundwater rise up?

Because of Newton's law of universal gravitation.
Why is avm1 content on this site and not avm2 content even though most avm2 content would probably work a lot better (judging by ruffle.rs project status updates)?

Because Big Mobile™ doesn't want people getting their hands on quality, completely free games.
Why do my feet turn green in the snow?

Because they probably were located where all the potatoes that make green potato chips were grown.
How did Armor Games Studios come to understand the difference between Coke and Pepsi so well?

So it all started this one wild night in Columbia...
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

She's right where she lives in the Rumah Terbalik Upside Down House - Kota Kinabalu, East Malaysia of course. (Thanks for mentioning that; that was one of my favorite games as a child.)
Why do they call bathrooms "restrooms" if there aren't any beds. (I was very confused by this as a toddler.)

Because the toilet paper feels wiped out.

Knock, knock. Who's there?