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Minigore12
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Nomad

The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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xeano321
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Farmer

To Home Depot.

Why did I just sneeze?

Chryosten
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Herald

Because your computer has a virus.

What does this button do?

pangtongshu
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Jester

Pressing the button causes no-one to ever be able to press the button, past, present, or in the future

Where has mine mind gone?

VonHeisenbourg
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Peasant

To Las Vegas of course.

Why does an alarm clock go "off" when it really turns on?

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Jester

Because it turning on is like a lightbulb going off in its head to know what to say to you when it "goes off" on you

Why does a wheel look like it is spinning in the opposite direction if it goes fast enough?

nahiyanman
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Nomad

Because reverse electricity is applied to it.

Why does cats kill rats?

Chryosten
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Herald

Because cats kill anything that also ends in -at.

How do you prevent spelling errors?

pangtongshu
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Jester

By not trying to spell the word correctly in the first place

Why do people hack?

Patrick2011
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Templar

Because they want to test the developer's ability to fix bugs.

Why was _funnyman_ accused of hacking Vortex Wars?

Jacen96
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Bard

Because the developer put a glitch in that made it look like he was hacking.

Why is this thread so long?

~~~Darth Caedus

xerox
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Bard

Because some peoples think, that they can answer stupid questions.

Why I am the center of the world,and everything moves around me?

VonHeisenbourg
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Peasant

Because I made you that that, duh...

Me and my girl used a spermicide condom & then had sex a few days later without one. Will the spermicide still work?

VonHeisenbourg
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Peasant

Because I made you that that

Correct *because I made you think that.
pangtongshu
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Jester

Of course it will! Because now your sperm became depressed and suicidal..and you ran out!

Why did VonH tell us bout his sex life?

VonHeisenbourg
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Peasant

Because he was worried!

Does smoking making it easier to become pregnant for a man?

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