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Radiation poisoning causes AIDs because false is the square root of truth.

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

no, walks are a species of small rodents indigenous to western australia.
why is the sky blue?

Because the grass is green.

What are keys used for?

To press the launch the nukes.

How is it true that women are evil because women=Time and Money, and Time=money so Women=money^2, and since Money is the root of all evil Money=evil^1/2.

What my question is, is how did someone come up with all these conclusions?

~~~Darth Caedus

Because pie = 3.14

Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?

because when i undress i.... i umm....... EXPLODE INTIO TWENTY BANANAS!
why do i love giant elephants with banana hair and big teeth?

Because they live in a land far far away.

How do you breathe?

By holding your breath of course.

How do i submit a post on this forum?

With a spam bot

Why do I get so addicted to the small pretzel sticks when eating 'em?

A study that I did myself has shown that it is actually due to the shape of the pretzel.

What does AG stand for?

AG stands for Domino United.

What's the difference between me and you?

Good question...I actually had to hire a team of scientists for this. I've determined that the difference happens to be the spelling of the words "me" and "you"

Why is James Bond 007?

James Bond 007 is a show that VonHeisenbourg does not like at all.

What do people in China call their good plates?

America
How do I punch a llama?

anybody? I don't want this thread to die