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Minigore12
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Nomad

The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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Jerrbear65
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173 posts
Nomad

to work a magnet u need to have a pencil and a ruler and draw a straight lime with 'em

whats the phone # to 911?

Chryosten
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Herald

It's 7/11.

How do you curve a bullet?

ninjanick
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ninjanick
180 posts
Shepherd

with a bent gun.

Why is the sky blue?

arcticwolf33
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arcticwolf33
485 posts
Nomad

because chuck norris told it to be.

why did the chicken cross the road?

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

To jump the queue at KFC.

Why am I running out of questions to ask?

astuff
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astuff
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Farmer

Because this thread is 167 pages long.
Do ninjas like to eat peanut butter too?

red303
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red303
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Shepherd

Yes, they don't

Why is my shirt making beeping noises?

xeano321
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xeano321
3,152 posts
Farmer

Because the volume is up too high.

How come I can only hear what I hear, but not what I cannot hear?

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Sound is very selective about it's noises.

Why do cows jump over the Moon?

red303
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red303
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Shepherd

They're running away from Chuck Norris

Why is my dog tap-dancing?

bigjacob
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bigjacob
578 posts
Farmer

Because Notch demanded it shall.

Why am I a corn?

Azywng
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Azywng
373 posts
Shepherd

Because you drank a molotov tail.

Why is there skin on mah face?

Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

Someone spilt maple syrup on it.

How do you 1-hit KO someone?

red303
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red303
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Shepherd

You let them in your house and give them tea.

When it rains, does it pour?

StormWalker
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Jester

Violence, because violcence is always the answer.

Why do my feet smell werid after gym?

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