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Minigore12
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Nomad

The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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pangtongshu
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Jester

For making somebody's heart beat

Why do school I?

FinnDragon
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Blacksmith

For ammusment of other people.

What is purpose of life?

Chryosten
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Herald

To find a meaning to it.

Why can't I equip a Lvl 100 Weapon even though I'm Lvl 101?

Ernie15
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Bard

Because you don't have any hands.

When and where might I find a blueberry?

GhostOfMetal
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Shepherd

You can find them in the stomachs of sharks.

What's the best way to survive being shot?

GhostOfMetal
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Shepherd

Because they lack the ability to speak and give proper hand-shakes.

Could someone instruct me on the process of standing up?

Ernie15
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Bard

First thing you have to do is stop sitting down. The rest is all technique.

What is the capital of Europe?

GhostOfMetal
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Shepherd

The capital of Europe is the United States.

What comes after six?

Terry_Logic
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Jester

That's a trick question, they come at the same time.

Why can't farmers dance?

Ernie15
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Bard

Because you can't do the Macarena while driving a tractor.

What is love?

Chryosten
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Herald

Baby don't hurt me. No more.

Why am I floating?

winmaster1
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Peasant

By catching the bullet with your hand and throwing it back.

Why doesn't my kitty get a job?

I was going to answer that! I was saying, by keeping the gold coin your girlfriend gave you in your pocket at all times.



Because according to my recent math, gravity can also repel itself, which means the universe is expanding because of gravity.


Do you believe we live in a multiverse?
GhostOfMetal
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Shepherd

Yes

Do flees always conjoin birth rights?

Terry_Logic
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Jester

If they aren't able to see the future.

Does life exist outside of Earth?

pangtongshu
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Jester

No, because humans would die if they went to space

Why can't I go in space?

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