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Minigore12
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Nomad

The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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Terry_Logic
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Jester

Because you haven't renewed your passport yet.

Who invented electricity?

pangtongshu
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Jester

Ben Franklin, when he was electrocuted

Why did he get fried?

Terry_Logic
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Jester

He walked too close to a KFC and Colonel Sanders thought he was a chicken.

Why can't I seem to find the toilet?

Ernie15
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Bard

Because you're in the washing machine.

Who am I?

Terry_Logic
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Jester

You're somebody else.

What makes the world go round?

Terry_Logic
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Jester

Above your socks.

Where are my socks?

Ernie15
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Bard

Below your pants.

Who is Jesus Christ?

winmaster1
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Peasant

A Christian who inspired the idea of a holiday.

Why is a universe identical to galaxies?

Terry_Logic
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Jester

Because there's a mirror right between them.

Why is Pluto so far away?

BitRifle
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Peasant

Plato said so, "Let it be far."

May I ask what if someone is going to try to question for every objects as well as other subjects such as this thread, which is continuous and also ridiculous yet contentable to him somehow as like as if this is a cotton candy in his hand which he paid about $5 for it when he realized that he was in the amusement park called Dream with his girlfriend whose existence had been proven neither by any researches nor experiment, in order to prove that he is proving his own existence based on the quote from Rene Descartes through his action of thinking about himself as a questioning guy for the reason of the presence of this thread?

Terry_Logic
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Jester

To get to the other side.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

BitRifle
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Peasant

Because I like red.

So, what would happen to the guy (I mentioned before) when he goes to the other side?

Terry_Logic
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Jester

He would cross the street again because he would be on the wrong side.

What happens when you drop a white hat into the Red Sea?

winmaster1
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Peasant

It disappears.

What really happened to that chicken that crossed the road?

UnleashedUponMankind
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Grand Duke

Forgetful? You eaten it up.

What would happen when someone put noodles in cold water?

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