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Because living these days is far too expensive.

Why aren't rocks alive?

You just answered that question.

How do you succeed in business without really trying?

Drop out of business school and hope the corporate ladder is on your side.

What makes bubbles pop?

Fear of the unknown

Why is Futurama set in the Future?

Because we have seen to many "cyclopes" in the past, so its a good twist to set one in the future.

Why is snow cold?

Because if it was warm, it would melt.

Why don't people live in the ocean?

Because we don't have gills.


Why does the above user gain 100 posts each day (yesterday Terry had 794)?

(Terry has 894 now)

Because I'm fast-acting, like a laxative.

Why don't you have 894 posts?

I don't have that kind of time.

Why can't my mother be my father?

Because she havent that much facial hair, so her beard would be a total laughingstock.

Why do cats eat mice?

they like the wiggly feeling in their tummy after eating 1 without chewing.

if i got 300 cows. and i bought another 976. but on the same trip i brought 482 cows to the slaughterhouse. but then my wife got angry for bringing to much cows to to slaughterhouse. so i had to buy another 615 cows. but that was to much. so i killed 296 myself.and gave a BBQ for the entire town.
then how many people are involved in this question?

You.

Do I exist?

-Jeff

No, because if you did exist you would no that you exist.

Where might I acquire a burrito?

At the dry cleaning store down burrito street.

How might I get a girlfriend?