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Minigore12
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Nomad

The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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MiniMeatwad
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80 posts
Nomad

The square root of pi is Pie.

Why does a blackhole eat stuff

Terry_Logic
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4,484 posts
Jester

Because it's hungry.

Why should I use a GPS?

pangtongshu
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Jester

Because Tom-Tom is evil

Why is the Lemon Way the greatest Way of all?

Terry_Logic
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Terry_Logic
4,484 posts
Jester

Because when life gives you lemons, you can make beef stew.

Where is Germany on a map?

DACMiester
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DACMiester
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Shepherd

Not in the same place that you keep your shampoo.

How do i find the internet?

Terry_Logic
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Terry_Logic
4,484 posts
Jester

*points to screen* There is is!

Why can't I find Africa on this map?

DACMiester
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74 posts
Shepherd

Because you're looking at a dog's tongue.

Why can't I think of a witty question to ask?

MiniMeatwad
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MiniMeatwad
80 posts
Nomad

Because i forgot how to tie my shoes.

Why is the sun burning me

Terry_Logic
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Terry_Logic
4,484 posts
Jester

Because it's the right thing to do.

Why is tin foil made of aluminum?

MiniMeatwad
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MiniMeatwad
80 posts
Nomad

Because its Foil.

Why is the galaxy spinning.

MiniMeatwad
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MiniMeatwad
80 posts
Nomad

Because its Foil.

Why is the galaxy spinning.

Terry_Logic
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Terry_Logic
4,484 posts
Jester

Because you've had a little too much to drink.

What are you doing in space?

MiniMeatwad
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MiniMeatwad
80 posts
Nomad

Nothing because im in the earth.

What is god?

Terry_Logic
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Jester

He's Santa Claus's more accomplished brother, I believe.

Why do they keep putting bay leaves in my food?

MiniMeatwad
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80 posts
Nomad

Because it calls for fish,

Why is the earth round?

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