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Minigore12
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Nomad

The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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Chryosten
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Herald

Because the creator of butter ran out of materials.

When do fireworks explode?

VioletFang
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56 posts
Nomad

Right when the SkrowErif explode in the mirror universe.

Terry_Logic
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Terry_Logic
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Jester

^ Why didn't this person ask a stupid question?

VioletFang
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Nomad

I don't know. I think the pepper shaker attacked me with sneezes.

What does the salt shaker attack with?

xXxDAPRO89xXx
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xXxDAPRO89xXx
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Baron

Pepper.

How do I name my slug?

Waldorf
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Waldorf
726 posts
Archduke

Ask a slug tamer how to name your slug!

Why always me?

Terry_Logic
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Terry_Logic
4,484 posts
Jester

Because you're the only person you'll ever be.

Why do people have so many bones?

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

To set them apart from slimes.

Why don't I have a Stand?

Waldorf
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Waldorf
726 posts
Archduke

Because I stole it from you and hide it somewhere that I can't remember any more.

Why I did that?

wishfulpoison77
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wishfulpoison77
124 posts
Nomad

Because you are a kleptomanac.

Why did I run outside with bare feet in the snow?!?

Terry_Logic
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Terry_Logic
4,484 posts
Jester

Because your socks would get wet if you didn't take them off.

Why am I not the emperor of Rome?

Waldorf
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Waldorf
726 posts
Archduke

No your majesty! you're the emperor of Rome but because of Alzheimer you forgot it!

How can I become a Mafia godfather when I grow up?

StormWalker
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Jester

By dumping all of Veneziano's pasta in the trash, and then not being murdered by a vengeful italian mafia baby.

WHY CAN'T I CONCENTRATE ON MY PROJECT?

EmperorPalpatine
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9,439 posts
Jester

Because AG is too awesome.

What do you do with a problem like Maria?

Terry_Logic
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Terry_Logic
4,484 posts
Jester

Call immigration.

Why does the syrup at the Home of Chicken & Waffles taste so much better than regular syrup?

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