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Minigore12
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Nomad

The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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Chryosten
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Herald

Because they are the same thing.

Why do vampires sparkle in the sun instead of melting

Terry_Logic
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Jester

Because not all vampires are snowmen.

Why couldn't I grow facial hair when I was 10?

Waldorf
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726 posts
Archduke

because you were not man enough to grow facial hair when you were 10.

Why I made this potion: honey+thyme+hot water? Is it good for something or not?

Chryosten
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Herald

Once you drink it, it will do nothing.

Why does chewing gum stay in your system for 7 years before coming out?

TerminatorXM214
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Blacksmith

Because it made a home in your stomach and likes it, but it's life span is 7 years so it dies.

What happens when I push the big red button?

Skulltivator
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Skulltivator
630 posts
Nomad

The TV turns on.

Why haven't a human and a horse mated to make a centaur?

Ernie15
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Bard

Horses aren't into that sort of thing.

Dude, where's my car?

Waldorf
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Waldorf
726 posts
Archduke

Your car?! Go home dude, you're drunk, you didn't have a car.

How can I wear something really tight?

xXxDAPRO89xXx
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xXxDAPRO89xXx
6,737 posts
Baron

Go to the ladies petite section.

How do I eat soup with chopsticks?

pangtongshu
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pangtongshu
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Jester

Carve a crevice in them and use as spoon

Why people hate my swag?

Terry_Logic
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Terry_Logic
4,484 posts
Jester

Because when you don't turn it off, you take a job from someone at McDonald's.

Why is the ocean so wet?

Skulltivator
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630 posts
Nomad

The sun makes it hot.

What would happen if you dropped one ton of explosives off a freeway overpass into busy oncoming traffic?

xXxDAPRO89xXx
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xXxDAPRO89xXx
6,737 posts
Baron

kablooey!

What happens if I eat too much sushi?

TerminatorXM214
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222 posts
Blacksmith

Your stomach turns into a large rice-wrapped piece of fish.


When's later?

xXxDAPRO89xXx
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xXxDAPRO89xXx
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Baron

Later was earlier... Sorry you missed it.

What is my brother?

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