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Because im sleeping

Why is ChapZ a bird?

Because of me

Why do i like math?

Because you hate French.

Why do I stink when I fart?

Because everything fades to grey.

Why don't we have super powers?

Because that would mean all of us would have our own comic series, and every store would be overflowing with comics.

Why isn't the sky red?

because that would mean you'd be famous, and we both know that that can't happen.

why am i still sitting here?

Because you are glued on the chair.

Why is my cat black?

Because your really lucky

Why does CAPS EXIST?

So you can SCREAM EVEN WHEN YOU'RE TYPING!

Why can't I leave the forums?

Because there was a eclipse today.

Why is this day so special?

Because it`s a day,and days are precious,and blahblahblah.

What is hiurhgiruhl divided by ksvrgsgrjg times uydursfsigiegyiuz?

1.

What is a cat whos boyfriend is a dog and son mouse?

A big fat humongous lie.

How many of you does it take to divide by 0?

-42.

Why can't humans rotate their heads 360 degrees?

Don't be silly, we're not snails!

Why am I sleepy?