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The title explains itself.
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>
and so on and so forth.
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I call it "aquarium that likes to move to and fro constantly"
Who am I?
You're a shadow.
How often do you have a shadow of a doubt about things?
Everytime I'm in my shadow form
How could I have a dream and a nightmare in the same night?
Because you're an oneiromancer.
Why are some people invisible?
Because they don't eat a lot, then, they get thinner and thinner and then... they are gone... "forever"... *cries of emotions*
Why do I feel weird sometimes?
Because you're not weird enough.
Why hasn't stigmatism been abolished?
Because it was polished.
Why is Mario's princess in another castle?
Mario is actually a deranged psychopath, and she's running away from him.
How many 5-year-olds could you take on in a fight?
over 9000, but I don't know if I'd win
Why is error 404 named as "404"?
Because error 303 is me.
Who is Santa?
Since 2014, Santa moved to the South Pole in Antarctica, but the problem is that since he monopolized his area and there is no rivalry, he is inefficient now...
Was the Easter Island created on the Easter?
Because the Easter Bunny is only allowed by Satan to create obscure, useless islands with monolithic monuments to him on his birthday.
Why do sandwiches have neither sand nor witches in them?
Because it's named "sandwich" because it was invented by the Sand Witch
How much is 228?
114 twos, 76 threes, 57 fours, 45.6 fives, 38 sixes, 32.5714286 sevens, 28.5 eights, 25.3333333 nines, or 22.8 tens.
Who's so vain?
If the owl sat in five trees, how many waffles can fit of the roof?
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