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Minigore12
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Nomad

The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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Waldorf
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Archduke

Cause you're the only one who knows the answers!

Why I'm not a DarkFire?

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Because you're a Waldorf.

How do you drown a fish?

pangtongshu
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Jester

Kick him in the guts, then plunge him in battery acid

Would it be possible to go on a date with the President?

Chryosten
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Herald

As long as you bribe him with lots of candies.

How many corners are there in a circular room?

Waldorf
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726 posts
Archduke

As much as you want!

How can I save my progress and life in real world, if I die or get stuck in somewhere then I'll be able to start again?

pangtongshu
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Jester

You must stop, stand motionless for 5 seconds, then yell out "BING-BOOP"

Why does my head hurt when I slam it into walls?

Chryosten
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Herald

Because the walls are sensitive to pain.

Why do cats chase dogs?

pangtongshu
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Jester

Because it is really just all a misunderstanding..the cats are really being chased by mice

Why are mice so intimidating?

evilsweetblock
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Jester

@ darkfire: my post didnt show up D: so ill say it again

Why did darkfire divide himself by 45?!!?!

Chryosten
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Herald

@evilsweetblock Because the world would be frozen by time if nothing gets divided by 45.
@pangtongshu Their ancestor was a cow.

How do you fire an arrow at an apple on someone's head?

pangtongshu
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Jester

Close your eyes, have the person caw so you know where they are, then sneeze while firing the arrow (oh yeah, pulling back on the string helps)

What can we all do to fix the bugs AG has been having?

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Squash them with the banhammer and along the way, 'accidentally' ban a few innocent users.

When life gives you lemon, what do you do with it?

Waldorf
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Archduke

Then I take a card and write on it: From Waldorf with love!
and attach the card to the lemon and send it to DarkFire.
Maybe I put some viruses, explosives or some dark curses on it but if I'm in mood! xD

How can I reduce Darkfire's HP to 1?

pangtongshu
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Jester

Spam attack him..I heard water works well

What is the best way to convince Hello Kitty to go on a date with me?

Waldorf
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Archduke

You see I don't really want to makes you small or even speak about it but it's you who always force me to do so.
Yeah you know it, first of all you should be as tall as Hello Kitty! xD

How dark is the con of man?

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