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Minigore12
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Nomad

The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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Waldorf
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Archduke

Jupiter's eaten 44 Darkfires that why it becomes so big!


Is Jupiter willing to eat the last one of them, the almighty Darkfire45?

Chryosten
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Herald

Once it's also eaten 2010 Patricks.

How do you change your username?

Tactical_Fish
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Blacksmith

Offer a sacrifice to the almighty god of AG, Adminous.

Why can't you roller skate in a buffalo herd?

pangtongshu
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Jester

Because buffalo have a bad habit of tripping people

Why won't Elvis hang out with me?

Chryosten
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Herald

Because he's too busy rocking out with the King of Pop.

How do you turn a zombie back into a human?

Waldorf
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Archduke

So let the zombie be bitten by some humans.

I want to make my first Horcrux, which one is better to seal some of my soul in it? An iPad or a cucumber?

Chryosten
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Herald

A cucumber so that way you can have two souls in one body if someone decides to eat the cucumber.

Who parked their car on my sandwich?

ArtyWng
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Nomad

SO THAT'S WHY THERE WAS THE CRUNCHING NOISE!

Why would you put a sandwhich on a parking spot?

Chryosten
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Herald

Because my sandwich tend to move whenever I don't look.

How do you fly backwards?

pangtongshu
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Jester

Flap your arms the opposite way, of course

How can I learn to be as masterful of a runner as QWOP?

Chryosten
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Herald

You press ALT+F4 on your keyboard.

Where is Excalibur currently located?

Waldorf
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Archduke

Darkfire 44 is the last one who's known for having information about the location of the sword but unfortunately he'd been devoured by Jupiter as I've already mentioned that.

Why does my tea taste like a window?!

Chryosten
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Herald

It's due to your habit of eating anything made out of glass.

Why can't I push a door that asks me to pull it?

pangtongshu
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Jester

Have you ever heard of the consequences of dividing by zero? Pushing a pull door is kinda like that

Why can't I create a monster like the one in Frankenstein?

ArtyWng
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Nomad

It's an abomination, and God does all he can to prevent those from exisiting.

Why were the last three questions "Why" questions?

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