Well, since this an intermission and a direct sequel, all of the status from before has fixed! But now we need to re-stabelize reality after Dark Super pretty much broke it. That, and refill our army.
@Garriss: You heal yourself to 4000 HP and start doing necromantic chants, but the Lolcatian necromancers counter your chant! By the way, Darkfire is not a Dark Fire.
@Darkfire45: You end up getting Sewer Medic and CommanderDude7 slushed out of the sewers! Also, you give Weaselcake another concussion using Garriss's frozen behind.
@sonicheroes95: You assault Garriss with fireballs, causing his skin to break!
@rick073: After all that and what the other two did, he dead.
@tom0000009: Assuming we even want...nevermind, Gem wants you back at least.
@CommanderDude7: You start returning to Lolcatia through the sewers you were just flushed out of after laying mines on Sewer Medic.
@Nicholas98: You set C4 through the sewers, and the explosion doesn't blow up the sewer, but it does kill CD7. Also, it sets off the stickies and kills Sewer Medic. Turns out he's lame out of a sewer.
@GeminiDelta: You charge the enemies and Painis jumps at you and tries to eat your shield! You try beating him with your bat and do some damage.
Now lets see how you like it Garriss! I proceed to to take his body and put it inside our giant blender and leave it on until his body is liquefied. After that, I bring Garriss's liquefied body into a factory to squish the pieces back together into a tiny block the size of a ice cuber. After that, I cut it up into smaller pieces. I then use the pieces to make Garriss nuggets. I also purchase a new dimensional device and use it to spread the Garriss nuggets across different dimensions.
.. Garriss annoying enough to warrent this if you ask me. *swipes Garriss's body and goes off to do something random, then comes back* cupcakes anyone?
How is turning Garriss into cupcakes worse then getting liquefied, then compressed into the size of a ice cube, then cut up into smaller pieces, and then nugified, followed by being scattered across different dimensions?
(Eat, tom.) Gerald keeps smacking Panis with the 40-pound Jewelbat, then steps away and casts Arise on CD7 to revive him.
Buy Swordsmen to complement the axemen, and do whatever needs done to increase the axemen to 500 max. (500 Axemen, 250 Swordsmen, 125 White mages and 125 Black Mages. The perfect 1000-man battalion. That's what I want eventually.)
