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Kylelolcat
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Intermission 1: Gotta fix that reality up!
Enemies:
Reality: 100% unstable
Progress:
Status:
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Immunity:
Neutrals:
Allies:
Damaged: Poobaloofa,
Critical: TNWNN, CommanderDude7, Nicholas98, Darkfire45
Dead: rick073
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 290,000/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $62,100 ($20,800 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: FAILED

Defense force:
0/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
0/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
0/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Lv.2 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
0/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
0/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
0/40 Trolls (Flamer)
0/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
0 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
30/40 Arnies (Spawn: 3 Turns)
0/20 Spiders (Demonic)
0/20 Goliaths (Private)
Support Force:
0/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)
0/30 Jedi (Knights)
0/10 Basilisks (Whelps)
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
0/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
7/10 Electric Elementals (Power)(2 Turns spawn)
7/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)(2 Turns spawn)
6/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze) (2 Turns spawn)
6/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra) (2 Turns spawn)
1/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy) (6 turns spawn)
1/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami) (6 turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.5 Youtube Artist (DEAD)(Comedian)
Lv.3 Robo Meow Meow (DEAD)
Lv.4 Aphla Commander Suit (DEAD)
Lv.3 Bata Commander Suit (DEAD)
Lv.10 Xenotank (30,000 HP)
Lv.6 Super Solder(DEAD)
Lv.4 Ezio Auditore (DEAD)
Lv.3 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (30,000 HP)
Lv.3 RED Team APC (25,000 HP)(General)
Lv.1 KarmaMONOCULOUS! (45,000 HP)
Lv.2 Atlas-000 (DEAD)
Lv.2 Dalta Commander Suit (30,000 HP)
Lv.2 Gama Commander Suit (12,500 HP)

Well, since this an intermission and a direct sequel, all of the status from before has fixed! But now we need to re-stabelize reality after Dark Super pretty much broke it. That, and refill our army.

SO GET MOVING, MAGGOTS!

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theEPICgameKING
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D:< Such a dishonour that my post should come but a minute after his! Gah. Oh well, consider yourself either saved or buried, tom.

GeminiDelta
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OHAI EPIC o3o *Glomps*
I vote next wave we have Meme guys (Ragefaceguy, Forever Alone Guy, Y U NO Guy...etc. OH JESUS TROLL ARMY *Joins*)

theEPICgameKING
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Vekel cuts short his annoying friend's glomp with a punch to the windpipe. "Stop being a *******." He then stomps off to the main gate and begins issuing orders to all around him.
"Order 1: As I hate being flanked, I propose we dig a moat to impede our enemies."
"Order 2: You there, kid," A cheezburgian youth looks at the massive stone-covered warrior, "Get some cold water and pour it on these stones, i'm cooking in here!"
"Order 3: Recruit a batch of gardeners, yes, gardeners, to go out into the fields and grow a hedge maze to further slow down the enemies."
"Order 4: After that, build a farm, quarry, lumbermill and an iron mine at the nearest appropriate location. How have you idiots managed to survive with only cash for this long? import everything? Absurb, this way the cost for everything will plummet due to local supply!"

sonicheroes95
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right... real me praying, shadow clone uses dark impulse on theEPICgameKING.

theEPICgameKING
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The dark energy bounces off the black stone with a soft plop "Now, whatever did you do that for? Ineffective anyway, Runestone is completely immune to any magical attack. Either strike me with something solid or die!" Vekel aims his arm at the shadow clone, and with a flex a beam composed of Light, Fire, and Electrical energy, all fused into a laser, blasts the shadow clone into nonexistance. "Dont make me do that again."
(As for the orders, if you wont process them all at once, do them in order.)

sonicheroes95
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shadow clone: *uses subsitution on Tom, trading places with him at the last second*

GeminiDelta
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GeminiDelta
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o3o!! *Watches nomming popcorn and sipping soda* FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

theEPICgameKING
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Vekel also uses substitution with tom, including him and the laser in it. Once substituted he would be aiming at the shadow clone again, the laser still at its normal length and pretty much unavoidable at this point. "Do not test me! Why the hell are you attacking me anyway?"

sonicheroes95
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... except for one tiny tiny detail... tom's place in relation to me is not identical to your place in relation to me, so you still missed. ****er.

theEPICgameKING
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You ****...wait a minute...do I know you from kong, sonic?

sonicheroes95
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not unless you know a user named 'sonicheroes'. why do you ask?

theEPICgameKING
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Just figured you might have a grudge for me from there. Now, you sure you want to fight someone who's a pain in the *** to kill because of his titanic armour?

sonicheroes95
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hmm... yeah, i think i will. because i'm bored anyway...

rick073
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*sigh* another recruit... we seem to be getting an influx of those lately... oh well...

i grab theEPICgameKING, lead him over to painis cupcake, strap a nuclear D8 charge to his chest, then hand him over to painis cupcake. "lets see how explosive resistant you both are..."

Garriss
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*Yawn* I guess finishing of the enemies would take 2 or 3 more pages. It's so boring here in the death dimension. I think I'll go visit the were-cats. *Goes to were-cat dimension* *Goes back with two cat ears, a tail and paws* *Transforms into a cat* Cool.

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